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Lefty Celebrities Rosie O’Donnell, Michael Moore Announce Joint Venture
Newsbusters ^ | APRIL 1, 2015

Posted on 04/01/2015 11:56:17 AM PDT by drewh

In the most surprising news of the year so far concerning liberal celebrities, the New York Times reported in its Wednesday editions that Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell have more than ideological synchronicity. They are now expecting their first child together.

As befits the leftist agenda of the Times, reporter Amanda Portcullis, who interviewed Moore and O’Donnell for the story, presented the developments in a highly positive light. She quoted no one who criticized Moore’s anti-business, anti-conservative movies, nor did she allow anyone to state an opposing view to O’Donnell’s 9/11 “trutherism” and hostility to gun rights.

The article revealed that:

-- The couple met at a birthday party that Alec and Hilaria Baldwin threw for New York mayor Bill de Blasio.

-- Moore and O’Donnell have not chosen a name for their child, a boy, though they joked they’re considering naming him after Rick Santorum.

-- Portcullis reports that “both Moore and O’Donnell were raised as Catholics and, their irreverence notwithstanding, say that should they decide to marry, they would prefer to hold the ceremony at St. Patrick’s Cathedral.”

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: New York
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; hoax; satire
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1 posted on 04/01/2015 11:56:17 AM PDT by drewh
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To: drewh
Good thing it's only joke. Think of what kind of child those two blimps would produce.
2 posted on 04/01/2015 11:58:17 AM PDT by JoeFromSidney (Book RESISTANCE TO TYRANNY, available from Amazon.)
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To: drewh

When two turds get together do their individual smells cancel each other out?


3 posted on 04/01/2015 11:59:02 AM PDT by Slyfox (I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just: that his justice cannot sleep for ever)
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To: drewh

NewsBusters!

I didn’t even look, and bought it. MUCH crazier stuff at the WH.


4 posted on 04/01/2015 11:59:18 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: drewh

It’s almost horrible enough to be true.


5 posted on 04/01/2015 11:59:53 AM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: JoeFromSidney
"Think of what kind of child those two blimps would produce."

Pretty sure it's this guy...


6 posted on 04/01/2015 12:02:43 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: JoeFromSidney

7 posted on 04/01/2015 12:03:08 PM PDT by massmike ("You only live once, but it does help if you get to be young twice.")
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To: JoeFromSidney
The Kid will be named Dunken Donuts. LOL LMAO
8 posted on 04/01/2015 12:04:43 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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To: drewh
And I was trying to think of a name for the child.

Can I still play...?

5.56mm

9 posted on 04/01/2015 12:07:47 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: drewh

Fat & Fatter?


10 posted on 04/01/2015 12:10:39 PM PDT by nesnah (Liberals - the petulant children of politics)
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To: drewh

They are both going on a diet together?


11 posted on 04/01/2015 12:14:33 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: SandRat

The childs name will be the marshmellow man from Ghostbusters


12 posted on 04/01/2015 12:16:06 PM PDT by drewh
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To: drewh

A pie eating contest?.............8^\


13 posted on 04/01/2015 12:16:57 PM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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To: drewh

I’ve been tossing disgusting, ridiculous ideas around all day with my online trading pals I talk with every day.

That’s by far the most disgusting idea of them all.


14 posted on 04/01/2015 12:51:52 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (At no time was the Obama administration aware of what the Obama administration was doing)
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To: drewh

Getting those two tubs o’ lard in the same room could make the earth wobble on it’s axis.


15 posted on 04/01/2015 12:54:48 PM PDT by 867V309 (Boehner is the new Pelosi)
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To: ozzymandus

They’re gonna have a baby.

Right.

The child would be doomed from the start - talk about lack of opportunity!

Neither parent would have had a normal sexual experience in their respective lives. Let alone any other kind of normal experience.


16 posted on 04/01/2015 1:00:51 PM PDT by alloysteel (It isn't science, it's law. Rational thought does not apply.)
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To: drewh

The first man (and woman) made earthquake


17 posted on 04/01/2015 1:01:17 PM PDT by ZOOKER (Until further notice the /s is implied...)
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To: drewh

When their child is born, they cry “Release the Kraken”


18 posted on 04/01/2015 1:06:07 PM PDT by Zathras
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To: drewh

Heh. Now, see, I would have thought their joint venture would be named “Eat The World”.


19 posted on 04/01/2015 1:09:35 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: drewh

I thought they might be going into business together as ballast.


20 posted on 04/01/2015 1:17:24 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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