This just in...
The Pope just added Star Taveller is a troll to the Bible.
The House and Senate jost voted 435-0 that Star Taveller is a troll is now a Federal Law.
Star Taveller is a troll just jumped the Down Jones and S&P over 500 points.
Star Taveller is a troll just ended hunger in Africa, cured the AIDS epedemic and caused ISIS to just kill themselves and go away forever.
And it just impeached both Barack Obama and Joe Biden and gave the new President Boehner a new backbone.
Being silly of course, but making a great point. Selfishness is not the measure of God.