Isn't it time you upgraded your Race Card to a Gay Card? (Satire)

People's Cube ^ | 2/14/2015 | Komissar al-Blogunov

[RightGeek]

Comrades, glorious news! You can now upgrade your old, outdated Race Card™ to a Gay Card™! What's a Gay Card? Why, it's like the old fashioned Race Card, but on steroids.

You see, the venerable Race Card is starting to lose its edge, and white people are becoming less and less prone to bouts of guilt, self-doubt, and introspective soul searching for deep, subconscious, genetically coded racist tendencies. In fact, some white people even laugh off the Race Card when it's presented.

But those days are over! That's right, with the new Gay Card you can do anything the old Race Card could do, and more!

For example, do you want to use spurious constitutional arguments to insist your rights trump the rights of others? Would you like to demand access to the privately owned property and services of others all the while retaining the right to deny services to those who disagree with you? Are you looking for Victim Status™ even if you happen to have the misfortune of being white?

Well, then, it's time you upgraded to the powerful new Gay Card!

Use the chart below to compare...

Why settle for this?

When you could have this!

Upgrade today, comrades. The Gay Card™ is the best thing since the ObamaPhone.

[RightGeek]

A little old, but I was reminded of this by the gay hissy fit over Indiana.

[RightGeek]

Still as the first comment on the article observes: Muslim Card trumps all.

[tophat9000]

Yep but if you have all three cards...Black, Gay, Muslim.. you get to be President like Obama

[Viennacon]

haha so true!

[fieldmarshaldj]

Gay Card smell like poo.

[ElkGroveDan]

Yep, they are already printing up posters. This appeared on social media this morning.

[Dilbert San Diego]

Do these lunch counters even exist anymore???

[kimoajax]

Obama has so many cards to play...Black, Muslim, Gay, sort of a full house of cards.