(It's islam that's the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the human race; it's Bolshevism, Bigfoot, Nessie, UFO's, Heaven's Gate, and Shirley MacLaine all rolled into one, and liberally laced with the hallucinatory by-product of the poppy-fields.)
“Tallahassee Lassie” would make the mullahs spin out and go nuts. Or rather, more nuts.