Hilarious! I can see it now.
Caller: “Buenos Dias Senor, my nang is Mildred Whitebread, where is my sheck?”
SS: “Ms Whitebread, our records show you’re 101, How are you getting along these days?”
Caller: “Bueno. where is my sheck?”
SS: “Ms Whitebread, uh, we’re gonna have to ask you to come to the Social Security Office to pick up your check.”
Caller: “Oh Dios Mios, unhhhh, no. Is no posseebla.” “I have little ninos to take care of... Is no possebla.”
“Hilarious! I can see it now.
Caller: “Buenos Dias Senor...”
And the scary part is that scenario would play out hundreds of thousands of times.
Having had several close relatives pass in the last couple of years, and dealing with the funeral homes...the second sentence out of the director’s mouth (after ‘our condolences for your loss’), was “Social Security has been notified.”. How do these several million people get away with it?