Posted on 03/05/2015 7:53:01 AM PST by Zakeet
Complete Headline: "Anti-terror" invention designed to spray Muslims with PIG BLOOD is "deeply offensive", says faith group
An American inventor has unveiled an offensive "anti-terror" system designed to spray Muslims with pig blood.
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His invention involves placing containers of clearly labelled pig blood in sensitive areas, in the hope suicide attackers would avoid detonating a bomb nearby for fear of getting covered in it.
These vials of blood could be attached to trip wires and spray Muslims with the forbidden substance if they enter a certain area.
"It will keep suicide bombers from blowing themselves up near the container of pig blood because they believe that they would be guaranteed not to go to heaven," Lacy wrote.
The inventor even suggested spraying pig blood on the Israeli border to "eliminate terrorist infiltration" ...
(Excerpt) Read more at mirror.co.uk ...
This guy is a piker. My plan calls for using crop dusters to spray a fine mist of pig blood over entire cities.
Well, heck. We sure wouldn’t want to offend our ENEMIES, would we?
Did I not point out that he used religion when he thought it would benefit him?
Love it
“deeply offensive”
Raping, maiming, stoning, burning, chopping heads are DEEPLY OFFENSIVE!
This was stopped when we captured a number of prisoners, had some of them watch while we shot others and buried them [the ones shot] with pigs. We turned the viewers loose and let them report to their comrades what fate awaited them. The insurrection stopped immediately.
Amen, that is how one deals with radical Islam.
LOL I believe it was intended to be deeply offensive ya morons.
Sounds brilliant to me.
“An American inventor has unveiled an offensive “anti-terror” system designed to spray Muslims with pig blood.”
An idea whose time has come.
If the West grew some cojones there wouldn’t be any Islamic terror anywhere.
I understand we actually used the Carrie Bomb on some of them at Gitmo. Menstruation freaks them out worse than pigs.
The Playboy magazine drop is pre-internet porn and probably not as effective; but unless pigs can fly, I think your friend was spot on about the pigs.
Have I offended somebody yet?
Your slogan is “Peace through pigs”?
I like it.
Just impose a ban on selling orange jumpsuits and black ninja costumes and the terrorists will be nicer.
I like bacon...
I’ve got an even easier homemade solution, literally, that will mitigate a lot of Muslim problems. What do you need?
1) A small, hand held pump sprayer that can spray a stream of liquid, not just a mist. You can buy one at a dollar store.
2) Pork juice, drained from raw pork. Cool in fridge to skim fat, which could clog the sprayer, then mix with an appropriate amount of water for the sprayer.
3) Label the sprayer “PORK JUICE” in large letters.
Now, say some Muslims are screaming at you because you are not them. You can whip out your spray bottle and tell them to “Back off, or go to Hell”.
I would strongly recommend having concealed carry when you do this, but it is good about any time.
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