Here's my plan if I ever do win the lotto:
1. Hire an attorney and an accountant.
2. Change my name.
3. Move.
I saw a foreign ad before where a guy wins the lottery and there was a BEFORE and AFTER scene. The BEFORE scenes were his geek friends, fat girlfriend and Toyota Corolla. The AFTER scenes were his rich friends kissing up to him, his model wife coming out of the pool and his butler’s washing the same old Toyota Corolla.
I like where I am but I would get a security system (Minus the idiotic signs announcing it) and I would be armed pretty much all the time.
I would buy a place in the upper peninsula for getting away.
4. Get a trained guard dog (German Shepherd) to live in the house and ward off criminals, stalkers and other crazies.