[Darksheare]

*engaging rant-o-tron*
“We must rise up and break the Midwest’s monopoly of cold, we must make them cease this destructive hoarding of cold, or they will destroy the world!”
*eyes glaze over, froths and dribbles*
/ end rant-o-tron

[tumblindice]

“There are too many Americans enjoying cold legally.”
Geraldo Rivera

[cripplecreek]

Not everyone can be an ice baron.