The making of Hillary 5.0: Marketing wizards help reimagine Clinton brand

Washington Post ^ | 2/21/2015 | Philip Rucker and Anne Gearan

[HomerBohn]

Is Hillary Rodham Clinton a McDonald

[HomerBohn]

Ad men would indeed be selling gullible Americans (it worked before)a pig in a poke....with lipstick.

The only brands one would find on la Hillary is the mark of Satan branded on her right ample buttock and the hammer and sickle appropriately on the left.

(And what a sight! Ugh!)

[Gaffer]

Here I sit with pregnant anticipation and bated breath on how these marvelous admen will rebrand an old can of Old El Paso Refried Beans.

[KevinB]

Any ad man who could figure out a way to make Hillary appear remotely likeable or attractive would be to image-making what Einstein was to physics.

[mason-dixon]

The GRIFTERS

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“an old can of Old El Paso Refried Beans.”

OK. THAT’S funny! :)

[CitizenUSA]

Hillary looks like she needs a bottle of Head and Shoulders.

[CitizenUSA]

Get her promise down to one word? How ‘bout FAILURE!

[Howie66]

Talk about trying to polish a turd! One can rub and rub and rub, but in the end you still have a turd and a very tired arm.

[Excellence]

Mc D’s = poorly run
Bud = watered down
JC Penny’s = antagonistic toward their core customer base

[Rumplemeyer]

LET THE TURD POLISHING BEGIN!

[outofsalt]

Maybe one of you talented photoshoppers can transform a can of, “Coca-Cola” to read, Cankles for her?

I predict the grandchild will be all over the campaign and Bill will die suddenly a few weeks before the election.

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.”

[bigbob]

“Takes a ticking and keeps on licking”

[WilliamofCarmichael]

What is "It" really? More shape-shifting. But it looks like "It" has to pay big bucks this time. The MSM employees this time are not going to do it for "It" via their "reporting" like before -- even though back then they were not aware of what "It" was from the get-go.

Clintons two of 'biggest phonies' alive today and Hillary is the she in shenanigans.

Even the Nytimese had to admit it in 1994!

This article (below) exposed the supernatural, shape-shifting entity called “Hillary Rodham Clinton”.

Hillary Clinton Says She Once Tried to Be Marine this article from when "It" first appeared.

[Hillary's] . . . blur of [claims of] different roles . . . "We sense that we aren't seeing the 'real' Hillary, and this makes us very nervous." . . . the nation has become accustomed to Mrs. Clinton's intriguing shape-shifting.

[VRW Conspirator]

... If you can get her promise down to one word, that’s the key.”

Lipstick. As in lipstick on a pig.

[Old Sarge]

As she readies her second presidential campaign

Who are they trying to kid?

This is her FOURTH campaign!

[Moonmad27]

Yesterday on Sirius XM Radio Classics they played the Space Merchants, a classic sci fi novel turned radio show where Congresscritters didn’t represent states, they represented companies, Citizens weren’t citizens, they were called consumers. This fits right in!

[IronJack]

Since she’s just an empty package, she can be whatever will sell.

Put another way, liquid manure takes the form of whatever vessel it’s poured into.

[Wolfie]

She’s the only brand anyone is required to be for the office
...Wall Street Crony Foreign Interventionist.

[vekzen]

“What difference does it make?”

[wally_bert]

A guillotine would be more appropriate.