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If MSNBC Cancels Chris Hayes, It Will The Biggest Loss For America Since Jon Stewart
Daily Caller ^ | 02/20/2015 | Jim Treacher

Posted on 02/20/2015 9:25:18 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum

Just hear me out.

Ha ha! Just kidding.

Now that MSNBC is putting Ronan Farrow and Joy Reid out of our misery, the latest News That Nobody Watches news is that Chris Hayes could be next. Is he… All Out?*

I’ve never watched an entire episode of his show, and neither have you. But that’s our loss. Here’s a bit of what we missed:

How is it possible that America hasn’t fallen in love with the sound of that voice?

And then there was this magic moment, live from Ferguson:

Is that any way to treat the Voice of Black America?

And I’m sure he’s had many other highlights over the last couple of years.

Don’t worry, Hayes will be fine. It’s not like there’s any shortage of “news” outlets for a guy who’s willing to say the dumbest lefty horsecrap, day in and day out. Or he could make it official and go to work for the Democratic Party. No matter which path he takes, his dynamic screen presence and old-school gravitas will serve him well.

This is a really exciting time to be Chris Hayes!

*This is a play on the name of his show, All In. If you got that joke, you still have time to make a futile effort to save the show.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chrishayes; msnbc; nbc; nobrainscollectively
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1 posted on 02/20/2015 9:25:18 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I don’t know anybody who watch Chris Hayes


2 posted on 02/20/2015 9:28:01 AM PST by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)
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To: SevenofNine

Who is Chris Hayes? is he related to Ira?


3 posted on 02/20/2015 9:29:01 AM PST by corlorde (Oath Keeper)
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To: corlorde

Does he speak authentic frontier gibberish?


4 posted on 02/20/2015 9:30:17 AM PST by cripplecreek ("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
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To: SevenofNine

Isn’t that Rachel Maddow’s little sister?


5 posted on 02/20/2015 9:30:29 AM PST by keat
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To: corlorde

Only Chris Hayes I know is he used play electric guitar with Huey Lewis and the News


6 posted on 02/20/2015 9:30:33 AM PST by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)
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To: corlorde

It’s a she, not a he....I think.


7 posted on 02/20/2015 9:32:10 AM PST by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
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To: corlorde

I was a big fan of his brother, Elvin.


8 posted on 02/20/2015 9:32:57 AM PST by BlueStateRightist (Government is best which governs least.)
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9 posted on 02/20/2015 9:34:20 AM PST by keat
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To: corlorde

“Who is Chris Hayes? is he related to Ira?”

Isaac Hayes? Shaft, can you dig it?


10 posted on 02/20/2015 9:34:31 AM PST by Batman11 (The orange, weeping, drunk, squishy oompah-loompah and Yertle McTurd-le gotta go!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Don’t know any of the people in this article.


11 posted on 02/20/2015 9:34:56 AM PST by stillfree? (Tagline? We don't need no stinking taglines!)
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To: corlorde

I suspect he is related to Purple.


12 posted on 02/20/2015 9:35:49 AM PST by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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Now that MSNBC is putting Ronan Farrow and Joy Reid out of our misery, the latest News That Nobody Watches news is that Chris Hayes could be next.

I know that Ronan Farrow is Woody Allen's son, who claims Woody molested him (probably did) and wears blue contact lenses so he can look more like Frank Sinatra (who he wants to believe is his real father). And I'm pretty sure his looney tunes mom Mia plays along with that story. His mom is unsure who his dad really is - though it's likely it's the incestuous pedophile his Mom brought into the house.

The other two MSNBCers, I wouldn't know if I stepped on them.

13 posted on 02/20/2015 9:35:53 AM PST by dead (It's time to turn off the Peter, Paul and Mary and turn on the George M. Cohan.)
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To: corlorde

Wasn’t he one of the Telly-tubbies?


14 posted on 02/20/2015 9:39:15 AM PST by showme_the_Glory ((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

A pity. Ohio State has never had a better coach.


15 posted on 02/20/2015 9:39:26 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: keat

I’d say they are identical twins but I’m not sure of the gender.


16 posted on 02/20/2015 9:41:41 AM PST by Zathras
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To: dead

Is Ronan the one whose name used to be Suitcase?


17 posted on 02/20/2015 9:44:21 AM PST by WayneS (Barack Obama makes Neville Chamberlin look like George Patton.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

IOW, no loss


18 posted on 02/20/2015 9:44:52 AM PST by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s, you weren't really there....)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Stay SMARMY Chris!

He is the walking-talking elitist Liberal who “KNOWS” he is smartest person in the room.

Without MSNBC he would be an obnoxious grad student boring some college class with his leftist drivel.


19 posted on 02/20/2015 9:50:58 AM PST by LeonardFMason (LanceyHoward would AGREE)
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To: keat

Revenge of the (lib) Nerds!


20 posted on 02/20/2015 9:55:07 AM PST by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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