Posted on 02/13/2015 2:29:35 PM PST by Kaslin
There is actually a website called LiberalAmerica… And they claim to have been saving America since 1776. (Kind of a neat trick for a website. And, no: I didnt know America needed saving from Constitutional government either.) Tiffany Willis, the editor in chief, came up with a wonderfully bigoted list of 28 reasons shes too closed-minded and intellectually dishonest to have grown-up conversations with people who are ideologically opposed to her political philosophy.
For both your enjoyment (and because writing is more therapeutic for me than grinding a cheese grater against my forehead) I have provided her gleefully bigoted list below, with a few interjections of my own:
(Tiffanys words are in italics… The rest is me. Enjoy.)
Here is why I have to abandon attempts at intelligent conversation with most of you.
Um… Because youre incapable? (Sorry… But you kinda softballed that one in there.)
1. You support revisionist history.
Okay… Let me save you three paragraphs of nonsense. Apparently, reminding kids that America has traditionally been the single most ardent proponent of individual liberty (and by extension: prosperity) is revisionist history… But forgetting to tell kids that Republicans fought for civil rights, and FDR opposed anti-lynching laws is what qualifies as history in LiberalAmerica.
Sorry… Lets skip to the next section:
2. You cite Jesus as your reasoning for rejecting marriage equality.
Yet the Bible only mentions homosexuality six times. Six. Times. 6!
I know it sounds crazy, but I dont really require my God to tell me things multiple times. More importantly, is that gay marriage isnt as much about homosexuality as it is about marriage. The bible might only say something about homosexuality 6 times, but it rambles on quite a bit about the importance of loving one another as God loves his church. Go talk to a priest about marriage… They literally have encyclopedic volumes on the topic from the Bible.
So why is this one of the biggest issues on your agenda?
Its not.
Why are you putting so much energy and hate into an issue that clearly wasnt one of Gods major concerns?
Its not hate. Its a difference of opinion. Grow up.
As Christians who are pro-family, why would you deny people the right to the sanctity of marriage? If marriage strengthens families, why would you not want everyone to have this, even if you disagree with their choice of mate?
Because two guys (or girls) deciding to live (and love) together isnt the same thing as a family.
YOU (we) have destroyed the sanctity of marriage. There is no possible way that gay marriage can do more harm to marriage than heterosexuals have done. Yet we seldom hear a sermon bemoaning the divorce rate or people living together before marriage.
Actually, I hear preachers talk about that a lot… Im catholic, and we had to take a class on it before taking our vows. Whats your point?
3. You use Biblical scripture to excuse yourself from feeding the hungry.
Cmon… Jesus will make them a fish.
There is nothing you do that makes me more disgusted with you than your abuse and misuse of 2 Thessalonians 3:10.
For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, If any will not work, neither let him eat. 2 Thessalonians 3:10
You are deliberately taking the scripture — ONE VERSE! — out of context when you use them to justify your own hatred of poor people. And again, youre showing your ignorance.
Wow… So, because we dont believe that government is best equipped to handle charitable causes, you accuse us of hating the poor? How terribly Christian of you.
The truth is, most Christian conservatives give plenty to charity… Government is not charity. Government is crony, corrupted, and inefficient. We think too highly of the poor to tell them to go to a government building for help.
4. You lie when you say you value freedom of religion.
This coming from a lady whos political movement has had children suspended from praying at their school lunch, had coaches fired for leading the team in a (voluntary) team prayer, and tried to scrub in god we trust from our currency…
Freedom of religion is not the same thing as freedom from religion. If under God offends you, dont say it.
Lets move on to number five:
5. You claim God speaks to you and tells you to do things.
Over and over and over, we see right wing nutjobs in the news saying theyre doing this horrible thing or that horrible thing because God told them to.
Something tells me youre not talking about Muslims…
This is, to quote the Christian Courier, a very convenient method of authenticating what you want to do.
He does NOT do that.
Right… I mean, Noah just built a giant wooden ship on a whim.
God, having of old time spoken unto the fathers in the prophets by divers portions and in divers manners, hath at the end of these days spoken unto us in his Son. Hebrews 1:1
But conservatives believe these nuts. Here is what I think: not only should sensible conservatives not believe these nuts, you need to start speaking out against them. These are the false prophets that the Bible warns us about, in my humble opinion. Most of you lack the courage to take a stand against these idiots even when you know theyre nuts.
Gotcha… Apparently freedom of religion means mocking and degrading religious people who you think are nuts. Now Im starting to get it.
6. You question my faith.
Christian Left is an oxymoron.
Oh my, Ive heard that so much from the right, and believe it or not, I often hear it from my friends. First of all, your questioning of my faith genuinely means very little to me. What it does is destroy my opinion of you; I now view you as self-righteous hypocrites.
Says the lady who just spent three bullet points explaining that my understanding of my faith is an illustration of my buffoonery.
Keep questioning my faith, though, my people, because you can be sure Im questioning yours.
Didnt you call me a hypocrite recently?
One thing I wont do, however, is accuse you of not being a believer as you do me.
I never said you didnt believe. I just questioned whether or not supporting the murder of unborn children is very Christian. I mean, What would Jesus do?
What I will suggest to you is that my faith may be stronger than yours. Ive educated myself, dared to question all things, and STILL believe. Most of you are too afraid to even learn. It may, after all, test your faith.
Wow. So, if I understand you correctly, youre enlightened… But anyone who happens to think that certain liberal values are incompatible with the teaching of Christ are (apparently) bigoted, weak, uncultured sheep. How very tolerant and understanding!
Ill pray for you! :)
Thanks. I already prayed for you. Maybe well see results sometime soon.
7. You care more about your guns than you do about children.
After the Sandy Hook massacre, and following other similar tragedies, I asked many of you if you loved your guns more than you do children. I made the statement of Id give up my gun forever if it would bring back even one of those children.
I asked you if youd do the same. You admitted that you would not.
Im not sure how giving up my gun (which hasnt actually shot anyone) will bring a dead kid back to life. But, while were on the subject, I own guns so that I can protect my family from the type of senseless and random violence that we saw in Newtown. After all, studies have proven that .45 caliber slugs tend to be more effective at stopping bad guys than rape whistles or hugs.
Maybe thats what you dont get. Guns arent more important than children. And thats exactly why we need them.
8. You get excited about people dying.
No… Al Sharpton gets excited about people dying. It means he gets to march somewhere.
You really, really like to see death. And not just to terrorists. You love the death penalty. You love war. You love seeing kids like Trayvon Martin being shot. They deserve it, you say. But his murderer has shown — again and again — since his acquittal that he is a dangerous person.
George Zimmerman is an idiot. But we dont put people behind bars for being an idiot.
As for terrorists, war, and the death penalty… Yeah. I like the fact that someone who raped, murdered, and tortured other human beings will no longer be breathing the same air as the rest of us. I guess Im weird.
9. You assume that everyone who needs help are losers and parasites who refuse to work.
Approximately 47 million people receive food stamps, and most of them are children or the elderly, in addition to people who are employed.
If 47 million people are on food stamps, that means that our economy is so abysmal 47 million people cant even purchase their own food, there is rampant fraud in the system, people game the system, or a combination of all three… Pick one.
The problem isnt that people need food stamps. The problem is that people like you measure their compassion by how many people are using government assistance. Compassion should be measured by how many people no longer need assistance for basic things like food.
The most rousing testimonial of an entitlement program should be its obvious obsolescence.
10. You werent concerned about uninsured people including me.
Its all about you, isnt it?
Its a matter of method, lady. Government regulated healthcare (like what the VA has) isnt really the best way to help the needy. Im so happy you have insurance now. Have you said thanks to any of the millions of people that lost their preferred coverage to make sure you have your contraception pills for free?
11. The Creation Museum — that is all.
You think this is OK. Its not. These people just make stuff up. Do you really think kangaroos floated from Africa to Australia on rafts? Why are you condoning this ignorance?
Im not. But this is another great example of how tolerant you are of people who have different belief structures. (But Im the bigot for pointing out that todays terrorists routinely yell Allah Akbar before killing people. Sheesh.)
12. Youre liberal in youth, yet grow conservative in age.
… You dont get to live it up as a young person and then try to take a moral high ground when you get old and arent interested in living anymore.
Heres some quick words of advice I once got from a very wise man: If you dont change by the time you grow up, then youre still acting like a spoiled child.
Time to change, Tiffany.
13. You dont want people who disagree with you to vote.
Oh, Gerrymandering, you ugly devil, you. But do we question why this is so common and seldom questioned by people on the right? Its because you, my conservative voter loved ones, agree with it. You think its perfectly acceptable (and necessary) to suppress the vote. Its for the good of the nation.
Stop telling me what I believe. Democrats have been Gerrymandering voting districts for decades.
14. Some of your best friends are black. Or Mexican.
I dont care how many black or Hispanic friends you have. If you think that mentality is OK, then yes, youre racist.
Ill stop pointing out how many black and Hispanic friends I have when you stop shouting that Im a racist.
15. You scream about undocumented immigrant children at the border, but you hire Mexicans to do your dirty work.
I live in Texas. Duh! Every single upper-middle-class or wealthy person I know has at one time hired cheap labor to do their menial tasks like home repairs, yard work, housekeeping, and childcare. They actually seek out Hispanic people because they know that they do good work and that theyll work for cheap.
So all illegals are Mexicans? Wow… And were the racists? (And by the way, we scream about people breaking the law. It has nothing to do with race.)
16. You insist on calling undocumented immigrants illegals and aliens.
Well… Theyre immigrants (identified technically as aliens) who are here illegally… But if it makes you feel better, Ill change my vernacular. How about criminal immigrants since they committed a crime by immigrating illegally?
They are human beings. They are undocumented immigrants.
Right… And all those people who sell coke are just undocumented pharmacists.
Many of them are children. It reallyyyyy makes me furious to see you deliberately depersonalizing these human beings who are doing nothing but seeking the American Dream that you are so proud of.
Im pretty sure a prerequisite to following the American dream is to become an American.
And you do this on purpose. You know what youre doing. Youre proud of your very unethical and un-Christian attitude towards these human beings.
Un-Christian? Drop your self-aggrandized moral supremacy for just a minute, and understand that you dont own the patent on compassion. An individual who breaks the law to come into this country is… an unlawful resident of this country: AKA: An Illegal Immigrant.
If you cant even handle the English language, how are we supposed to have a conversation about the underlying problems?
17. You dont mind using force against lesser groups to get what you want.
Case in point, protesting outside of abortion clinics.
Wait… Protesting is force? Then can I charge Moms Demand Action with assault for holding signs outside my favorite Starbucks?
Or protesting at the funerals of gay people. And yeah, I know that is Westboro Baptist Church and not you, but if you refuse to speak out against them, then youre a part of the problem.
Really? Do you feel the same way about the moderate Muslims of the world?
18. You love war, death, and destruction.
And why do you love war, death, and destruction? Because Murica. Because you think this somehow makes us superior. We may be militarily superior, but we are ethically inferior.
Nah… Youre right. We should have just learned German.
Even when confronted with the lies, now confirmed officially, that got us into the Iraq war, you dont care.
Lies? Listen carefully you maniacally biased liberal hack: American heroes hauled enough Yellow-Cake Uranium out of Iraq to make 14 Hiroshima bombs. Those lies proved to be precisely accurate. And now Vladimir Putins buddy, Bashar Al Assad of Syria, is shuffling around a handful of chemical weapons with Iraqi labeling.
I get it: You didnt like the war. Stop trying to exonerate Saddam. Its unbecoming, even for a liberal shill.
You like for America to be the worlds largest terrorist organization and the worlds most formidable bully.
I wouldnt mind some child-killing, women-raping, Jordanian-pilot-burning thugs in the Middle East to think of us that way.
19. Speaking of war, you think draft dodging is OK and military service is for the little people.
Why doesnt it bother you that Dick Cheney et al are draft dodgers? Or that Mitt Romney has an entire baseball team of sons and not one of them served in the military? Or that none of the current generation of Bush children have served in the military.
First of all, most conservatives dont like the draft. Second of all, go soak your head. Im sure a Marine will help.
20. You claim to care about the Constitution, but in reality you dont.
Oh yes, you scream CONSTITUTION at the top of your lungs, but when idiotic Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) recently tried to strip the Constitution of the 5th and 6th Amendments, where were you? Where was your outrage?
Wait, you claim that Ted is stripping away the 5th and 6th Amendment because he wants to revoke the passport of anyone that fights with ISIS? At least hes not asking to intern all Arab Americans, like FDR wanted to do with Japanese immigrants during the second World War.
I hate to break it to you, but taking the passport away from a self-admitted enemy of the state is not a violation of the Constitution… Of course, we could just ask for the death penalty. I mean, that is kinda spelled out.
You love the parts of the Constitution that please you personally — NOT the entire Constitution.
Says the lady who just asked us to give up our guns (for the children).
21. Its impossible for you to see your privilege.
We see our privilege. Were just more focused on making sure everyone has opportunity.
22. You dont care about children.
Says the lady that supports abortion.
You care about fetuses.
Oh, good… You read my mind.
Once those fetuses begin to breath outside the womb, your concern is gone if theyre born into a poor family that needs help. Or how about poor children who are in school? Most of you want to do away with free and reduced lunches, for Gods sake. And lets not even talk about free breakfasts for kids. What is wrong with you people??? There is no better investment that we can make as a nation than in the early childhood health of our children.
Wait… Didnt you just tell us that 47 million people have food stamps so poor children dont have to go hungry? If poverty in America needs this much help, Id have to say your anti-poverty programs are clearly not a rousing success. Maybe we should try something new.
23. Youre greedy and miserable.
But you created a list of 28 things you hate about other human beings… So I kinda feel like I have a slightly happier outlook on life.
You spend more time bemoaning what is being taken from you that you do in being thankful that you have enough to share.
If you take much more from me, I wont have anything left to share.
24. You think our religion is the only one.
Im a Christian — a proud follower of the most amazing man Ive ever studied.
Okay. I always learned that Jesus was a touch more than just an amazing man; but I get your point.
Most of what is good about me comes from the teachings of Jesus. I love my religion and my Holy Book. I use the Words in Red as a compass. But who am I to look at other people who feel exactly the same way about their own religions and judge them?
I dunno. Youre doing a bang-up job judging people by their political beliefs.
25. You are lazy and you refuse to read.
I provide sources for you that will debunk most of your BS, or at least help you to see it a little differently. You refuse to read it. You stick to Fox News, World Net Daily, etc…You refuse to ever entertain another point of view.
When was the last time you read Karl Marx? I read him (again) roughly a year ago. Just because someone disagrees with you doesnt mean theyre ignorant, or brainwashed. But believing that they are tells us something about you.
26. Your misfortune is Gods blessing.
When something bad happens to you, you sanctimoniously think its God testing you and making you stronger. When something bad happens to me (or gay people or atheists or etc…), you think its God punishing them.
Really?
Stop telling me what I believe. Its getting old. (And this might be part of the reason you cant have an intelligent conversation with people who dont think like you do.)
27. Everyone has their lot in life.
Except you, of course. Well, no….you do have a lot. Your lot is to have every privilege and entitlement and make sure your children have the same.
Yeah, we want the best for our kids. Were horrible human beings.
(And, by the way, we generally believe people should be given the opportunity to change their lot in life.)
28. You think youre the only one working and paying taxes.
My tax dollars…. Heres a clue: youre not the only one paying taxes. Liberals pay taxes, too. Just how far do you think your $2,000 a year in income taxes goes? Or your $10,000, or even your $50,000? No matter how wealthy you are and how much income tax you pay — and most of those complaining arent paying that much — youre actually probably paying more for wars (that you love) than for food stamps for children in poverty.
Well, actually Defense spending is roughly 18 percent of the US budget, with approximately 69 percent of the budget comprised of wealth transfer programs (entitlements, welfare, and social security)… So, actually, I am paying for those food stamps.
But, go ahead and wrap up your hate mail (cleverly disguised as a column):
All of this said, let me say this: Im very grateful and appreciative of my sane conservative friends who can actually participate in an intelligent and respectful discussion.
It must be tough with you calling them un-educated Christian bigots who tend to be racist.
Thank you, my dear ones, for being sane. For understanding that things arent always black and white. And for disagreeing with me without belittling my very existence.
Kinda like you just did to conservatives 28 times in a row?
And for not rubbing midterm losses in my face.
Like the President rubbed his two victories in the face of the GOP?
And for never once calling me stupid or amoral for being a liberal.
I wouldnt call you that… I just think you could use a bit more education and ethical direction.
I have no idea as I never heard of her not the site
I don't think liberals realize how many socially conservative Democrats there are. The wonder is they continually insult them but still get their votes.
I wasn't complaining. The author kept it entertaining with his barbs. Thanks for posting it.
I’ve always admired their ability to read minds and determine intent. They always seem to know what conservatives are thinking and what their motivations are.
Post of the day.
X2
What a bitter, angry person.
I read this and Randall Flagg came to mine.
1. BS. I majored in history.
2. I support government getting out of marriage.
3. No I don't, I support us feeding the hungry by our choice. I don't support the government putting a gun to my head and taking my money.
7. Giving up my guns wouldn't have stopped any of these.
8. No. Zimmerman was an idiot. He wasn't a murderer. You wanted mob "justice", and that movement is a reason why I own guns.
12. I never was liberal in youth. I was libertarian. BIG difference.
13. Gerrymandering is done on all sides. It's about power. Your side wants to give government more of it. I don't.
14. I have friends. Some of them are black. Some of them are Mexican. They are individuals who work hard to take care of their families, not part of some bullshit sociological crap like you're trying to spew to show how oh-so-tolerate you claim to be.
15. I do my dirty work myself.
17. Protesting abortion clinics is using force? Bwhahahahahahah.
18. And your president is pushing war right now. You aren't protesting that, because you don't give a damn about anything except your tribe.
19. Conservative oppose the draft.
20. When you have a degree in law, you can lecture me about the constitution. Until then, keep you mouth shut and leave that subject to your superiors. Get me a beer while you're at it.
21. I grew up near Roscommon. 98% White and 20% poverty rate. Take your privilege and shove it up your yuppie white ass.
25. I read. It's a big part of my job.
Get out of here and go back to the JV team.
Gerrymandering has nothing to do with suppressing the vote. It has to do with carving up such safe districts that the incumbent has a lock on it, no matter what kind of moron they may be. It's the reason there is a Congressional Black Caucus. And both parties love it.
“Progressives” might grow old, but they have never succeeded in growing up.
See my tagline. I despise it when they take over words. HOmosexuals are not gay.
One thing on number 8. I would add the following, just to skewer them some more:
George Zimmerman is an idiot. But we dont put people behind bars for being an idiot. Otherwise, Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden would be in for life!
Wow! That’s a good list. I just started with the first on Evan Sayet. He’s damn good!
That was a good article. A long one. The last one on the list is the most recent addition FWIW.
Hateful little revolutionaries, one and all, and when someone cites the millions of dead bodies as a result of absolute Progressive powee they become intolerant little adolescent punks who think that they are the supreme being.
(scu&bags one and all)
IMHO
Wow - whining adolescence on full display.
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