I'm sure this is going to cost the perpetrator an arm and a leg.
To: Paleo Conservative
A prosthetic arm paid for by the US taxpayer, no doubt.
No illegal left behind.
2 posted on
02/12/2015 6:29:02 PM PST by
E. Pluribus Unum
(If obama speaks and there is no one there to hear it, is it still a lie?)
To: Paleo Conservative
Arm Joke #2
“I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.”
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3 posted on
02/12/2015 6:29:28 PM PST by
Mears
To: Paleo Conservative
Well, this will probably get blamed on Dr. Richard Kimble instead of George W. Dubya probably won’t mind a little break.
4 posted on
02/12/2015 6:30:24 PM PST by
FlingWingFlyer
(Kanye's problem is that he hates white peeples.)
To: Paleo Conservative
One-armed and not so dangerous.
To: Paleo Conservative
Suspect is disarmed and considered not dangerous.
6 posted on
02/12/2015 6:30:49 PM PST by
Sirius Lee
(All that is required for evil to advance is for government to do "something")
To: Paleo Conservative; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
"Not to worry, guv - 'ee's 'armless."
9 posted on
02/12/2015 6:36:30 PM PST by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Paleo Conservative
I hope he had prosthetic fingerprints.
10 posted on
02/12/2015 6:37:36 PM PST by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: Paleo Conservative
To: Slings and Arrows
I’m waving you over to this one.
12 posted on
02/12/2015 6:37:53 PM PST by
To Hell With Poverty
(All freedom must be transported in bottles of 3 oz or less. - Freeper relictele)
To: Paleo Conservative
And now they can get his fingerprints...
13 posted on
02/12/2015 6:38:08 PM PST by
skully
(Who farted??)
To: Paleo Conservative
Leave the arm, take the cannolis!
15 posted on
02/12/2015 6:41:42 PM PST by
Batman11
(The orange, weeping, drunk, squishy oompah-loompah and Yertle McTurd-le gotta go!)
To: Paleo Conservative
Has no comment.
16 posted on
02/12/2015 6:43:08 PM PST by
day10
(You'll get nothing and like it!)
To: Paleo Conservative
To: Paleo Conservative
If he’s lost his car, he’ll need a hand getting home.
22 posted on
02/12/2015 7:10:45 PM PST by
ClearCase_guy
(The dog days are over /The dog days are done/Can you hear the horses? /'Cause here they come)
To: Paleo Conservative
A local doctor, Richard Kimble, claimed that Gutierrez had just run over his wife.
To: Paleo Conservative
He was dis-armed at the time of his arrest.
24 posted on
02/12/2015 7:30:37 PM PST by
PAR35
To: Paleo Conservative
'Raise your arms, Juan!'
28 posted on
02/12/2015 8:13:41 PM PST by
Ken H
(What happens on the internet, stays on the internet.)
To: Paleo Conservative
If Juan was a muslim, he could depend on Obama to re-arm him.
29 posted on
02/12/2015 8:31:12 PM PST by
moovova
To: Paleo Conservative
The guy name was Juan?.... so he’s the Juan arm man?...
I guess if he was Irish he’d be Monaghan ?
if he was a Star Wars character he be Han Solo ?
30 posted on
02/12/2015 10:16:44 PM PST by
tophat9000
(An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
To: Paleo Conservative
31 posted on
02/13/2015 12:18:42 AM PST by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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