[Gaffer]

Yes. I did and I’ve typed “mea culpa” enough.

[Lazamataz]

Then let us go on offense against the original poster!

CABLEGUYMN! Your writing is illiterate! THAT IS WHY GAFFER MISUNDERSTOOD YOU!!!

I dont expect a jordan like response to this. but i do demand one.

should be

I don't expect a Jordan-like response to this, but I do demand one.

Note the capitalization, the removal of the period and the addition of the comma. This improves readability. Further, the insertion of a hyphen between 'Jordan' and 'like' makes it clear you are indicating you want a response that is similar to Jordan's.

Otherwise, it could be inferred that you like Jordan.

The fault is ALL YOURS, cableguymn, for the misunderstandy.