That ‘tortilla with tongue on top’ takes the 2nd place award.
On second thought, that just might taste better than the cafeteria hog slop being served.
When I was in school the lunches were pretty damn good, and nobody left hungry.
Lunch was 35 cents, milk white or chocolate whole milk, was 2 cents, and bread was free.
Each table had a bowl of real butter, one filled with peanut butter, and one filled with jelly. Anyone could fill up on PB+J sandwiches free if they didn’t have lunch money.
The lunches contained real food that everyone could recognize, Hamburgs, hotdogs, pizza, goulash, fried chicken, roast beef, chili, soups, mashed potatoes, French fries, vegetables, etc, and there was always a dessert.
They would allow you to request the entire tray be filled with anything on the menu except dessert, you could only get one of those. If you wanted 4 hamburgs and the dessert that was OK, or tray full of hot beef sandwiches.
It was a country school full of farm kids, and they ate like teenage farm kids. Nobody would have put up with Moochelles hog slop!