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‘Free range cannibalism’? Hearty mockery as blizzard-fearing NYC hipsters storm Whole Foods
Twitchy ^
| January 26, 2015
Posted on 01/26/2015 6:03:35 PM PST by Squawk 8888
"911, what's your emergency?"
"IT'S SNOWING AND WE'RE OUT OF KALE!"
(Excerpt) Read more at twitchy.com ...
TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: New York
KEYWORDS: newyork
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To: Squawk 8888
WE’RE OUT OF WHEAT GRASS??!!
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posted on
01/26/2015 6:05:04 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
To: Squawk 8888
dpnt warren wilhelm de blasio has gone out fpr beer.....
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posted on
01/26/2015 6:07:39 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: Squawk 8888
You can always substitute arugula.
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posted on
01/26/2015 6:08:19 PM PST
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: MeshugeMikey
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posted on
01/26/2015 6:09:07 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
To: Squawk 8888
OH MY GOD THEY ARE OUT OF CARROT JUICE!!!
To: Squawk 8888
That looked pretty brutal. The kale aisle was empty and it looked like they might be running low on hemp bumwad. The humanity!
To: Sarah Barracuda
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posted on
01/26/2015 6:11:41 PM PST
by
SandRat
(Duty - Honor - Country! What else need s said?)
To: All
I guess all those greenies are gonna get backed up with the lack of kale and flaxseed in their pantries and refrigerators.
No wonder why no liberal makes sense, the food they ingests causes them to defecate it all out!
To: Sarah Barracuda
Freepers mistaking New York for San Francisco. You can’t even find arugula or carrot juice in midtown Manhattan much less the Bronx and Queens.
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posted on
01/26/2015 6:17:40 PM PST
by
miss marmelstein
(Richard the Third: Loyalty Binds Me)
To: cripplecreek
finally another good reason to be in california...
they are few and far between by the way.
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posted on
01/26/2015 6:19:05 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: Squawk 8888
Should be buying beans and bottled water at Walmart
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posted on
01/26/2015 6:20:18 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Squawk 8888
"Free-range cannibalism" -- LOLOL!!!!!!!
Love it!
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posted on
01/26/2015 6:23:55 PM PST
by
Finny
(Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
To: cripplecreek
Funniest damn thing I’ve see in a while. Great post!
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posted on
01/26/2015 6:23:57 PM PST
by
Tenacious 1
(POPOF. President Of Pants On Fire.)
To: Squawk 8888
I’m going to die if I don’t get my blackstrap molasses.
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posted on
01/26/2015 6:26:46 PM PST
by
Old Yeller
(Civil rights are for civilized people.)
To: InsidiousMongo
No wonder why no liberal makes sense, the food they ingests causes them to defecate it all out! And here I thought that they were F.O.S.
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posted on
01/26/2015 6:27:20 PM PST
by
lightman
(O Lord, save Thy people and bless Thine inheritance, giving to Thy Church vict'ry o'er Her enemies.)
To: Squawk 8888
If some folks from West Virginia were smart, they’d load up some friends in 4X4s and do some free “shopping” in NYC during the blizzard.
Are 4x4 pick up trucks legal in NYC?
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posted on
01/26/2015 6:27:49 PM PST
by
Tenacious 1
(POPOF. President Of Pants On Fire.)
To: Squawk 8888
Conservatives being the self reliant types will come out of the blizzard intact. Liberals on the otherhand being reliant on others for their wants and needs will turn into the Donner Party redeux if there’s cosmic justice.
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posted on
01/26/2015 6:30:22 PM PST
by
SCHROLL
To: cripplecreek
CNN is praying that a plane goes missing in the snow.
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posted on
01/26/2015 6:33:41 PM PST
by
Squawk 8888
(Will steal your comments & post them on Twitter)
To: Squawk 8888
"My precious!"
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posted on
01/26/2015 6:33:55 PM PST
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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