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Idiot pantomimes ‘shooting at cops’ with iPhone, gets arrested (Unique Johnson)
NY Post ^ | 1/15/15 | By Matt McNulty and Danika Fears

Posted on 01/15/2015 5:47:22 AM PST by dead

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To: MisterArtery

I hate to admit, but that’s a winner.


21 posted on 01/15/2015 6:41:13 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead

other cops should pull up next to Unique Johnson and point their guns at his head ... just to show how easy it would be


22 posted on 01/15/2015 7:23:26 AM PST by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: dead

A mime is a terrible thing to waste.


23 posted on 01/15/2015 7:24:58 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Sooth2222
"One of the detectives who interviewed Johnson and his passengers — who were his co-workers at an energy sales company"

That means they are telemarketers?

Worse - they are door-to-door salespeople. And sleazy ones at that. I live in NYC, and get knocks on my door at least once or twice a month from ESCO salespeople trying to get me to switch from Con Ed. If my experience with them is representative, let's just say that these companies aren't hiring the cream of the crop.

24 posted on 01/15/2015 7:39:31 AM PST by Conscience of a Conservative
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To: MisterArtery

So corny, and yet I still laughed.


25 posted on 01/15/2015 7:51:02 AM PST by FamiliarFace
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26 posted on 01/15/2015 7:51:23 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead
Wait pointing your cell phone at a cop now can get you arrested and charged with menacing?

How convenient for cops who don't want videos of themselves showing up on youtube.

27 posted on 01/15/2015 7:55:11 AM PST by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: Milton Miteybad

Maybe it’s spelled Eunuch Johnson.


28 posted on 01/15/2015 8:40:04 AM PST by peeps36 (Save The Tortoise And Kill The People)
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To: dead; Stosh; MeshugeMikey; peeps36; Cletus.D.Yokel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss


29 posted on 01/15/2015 9:17:02 AM PST by ForYourChildren (Christian Education [ RomanRoadsMedia.com - a Classical C!hristian Approach to Homeschool ])
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To: dead

His twin, Monique, was unavailable for comment.


30 posted on 01/15/2015 9:54:25 AM PST by DPMD
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To: goldstategop

“Johnson? Oh if he was showing his Johnson to the cops, he would also face a indecent exposure charge.”

And there I though every guy thought he had a “unique johnson!”


31 posted on 01/15/2015 10:14:57 AM PST by vette6387
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To: armydawg505

Dead ain’t “unique”, brutha.


32 posted on 01/15/2015 11:52:18 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: ForYourChildren; cripplecreek

I ain’t lyin’...I’m dyin’!

Apparently, my wife is an alumnus with TJ AJ RJ Backslashinfourth V. (reference 02:50 in the video)

Thank God I went to Alma!


33 posted on 01/15/2015 12:04:43 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: dead

Apparently, the name is not unique:

http://www.google.com/search?q=Unique+Johnson&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8


34 posted on 01/15/2015 12:08:24 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: MisterArtery

LOL!


35 posted on 01/15/2015 12:09:32 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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