Next, some suggested first names:
Smalesto?
Shrivellary?
Pullinmy?
Limpenaro?
Cheloniidae?
Chelyidae
ooooo, did you see what I did there with those last two?
Posted on 01/15/2015 5:47:22 AM PST by dead
A Brooklyn man terrorized two NYPD cops when he pulled alongside their squad car in Harlem and pointed what appeared to be a weapon at them to show his friends how easy it would be to “shoot a police officer,” authorities said.
Unique Johnson, 32, was driving a Chevy TrailBlazer at West 125th Street and Seventh Avenue at 9 p.m. Tuesday when he suspiciously slowed down and pulled up along the squad car’s right side, police said.
When the 26-year-old officer at the wheel peered over his shoulder, he witnessed Johnson with his arms extended, pointing what looked like a gun, police said.
“I absolutely thought we were dead,” one of the cops said, according to NYPD officials.
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He doesn't even sound like a gangbanger idiot. He and his posse work in energy sales.
Another community organizer’s day cut short.
Idiot he may be but ir sounds from the charges like his real offense was annoying a cop. He's lucky it wasn't fatal.
Is that stupid idiot dead? If not, he should be.
There are an enormous number of photos of Magic Johnson available of the web but as yet I have yet to encounter a single image of Unique Johnson.
could that BE his legal name??
Unique Johnson - gotta wonder if he’s got one. But I suspect “Ordinary Johnson” would probably be apropos.
It’s probably a pattern of stupid behavior with this guy.It’s going to get him killed sooner or later.
Johnson? Oh if he was showing his Johnson to the cops, he would also face a indecent exposure charge.
They should just bust all the “pants on the ground” morons for indecent exposure while they’re at it.
Next, some suggested first names:
Smalesto?
Shrivellary?
Pullinmy?
Limpenaro?
Cheloniidae?
Chelyidae
ooooo, did you see what I did there with those last two?
He and his posse USED TO work in energy sales.......................;^)
Great way for Unique to be dead. What a moron.
Darwinism almost worked for Unique.
Yeah, he's gone for sure. His friends will just say it was all him and they were shocked he did something so stupid. They might even be telling the truth.
Friend? I was just riding to lunch with this nut!..................
Doing what? Pumping Gas?
Selling curly fry light bulbs?...................
Know the best way to shoot a cop? Unique up on him. har har
That means they are telemarketers?
Does New York still have the death penalty? "Unique Johnson" and his passengers truly deserve it!
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