LOL! Reminds me of the old joke:
European Heaven
The French are the cooks
The Swiss are the administrators
The Germans are the mechanics
The English are the policemen
The Italians are the lovers.
European Hell
The French are the mechanics
The Italians are the administrators
The Germans are the police
The English are the cooks
The Swiss are the lovers.
The funniest jokes have a measure of truth in them.
My favorite vacation was Paris, in part because the food was wonderful.
I am an Anglophile and very much enjoyed London. However, aside from excellent Indian food, the English cuisine still sucks. One exception: there is nothing as good as fresh draft Guiness from gravity taps.