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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^
| January 9, 2015
| DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER
Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: Gefn
And to those who were not routing for the Patriots?
1,781
posted on
02/01/2015 7:30:19 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
(EGO venit lego tantum titulus Posteri)
To: Gefn
1,782
posted on
02/01/2015 7:31:22 PM PST
by
Mears
(there wasn't much conversation about it.)
To: ThomasThomas
I think an albatross is not unlike a sea hawk. But a lot scarier. It I had a team they would be called Albatrosses. We could make the other team freak out and hallucinate. Hallucinate that they were being chased by mannequins. For football it might be those thingies that they have those pads on and push around the field while practicing. After being pushed around all the time they might just start to fight back. It would most likely just a hallucination but that will work for this thread,
1,783
posted on
02/01/2015 7:41:18 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
(EGO venit lego tantum titulus Posteri)
To: ThomasThomas
I’m telling myself next year my team will do better.
So I guess that goes for every other team besides the Patriots.
1,784
posted on
02/01/2015 8:04:51 PM PST
by
Gefn
(Forget the Super Bowl. The Big Bowl action is the Kitten Bowl.)
To: All
I made it back, the angry yeti mugging my area failed in their attempts to stop me.
For now.
1,785
posted on
02/02/2015 1:51:27 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Darksheare
1,786
posted on
02/02/2015 2:30:49 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Tax-chick; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...
1,787
posted on
02/02/2015 2:32:14 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Tax-chick
They didn’t plow out front, so I dug a furrow with the car.
1,788
posted on
02/02/2015 3:04:29 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Darksheare
55 and raining here. Jake is outside getting wet.
1,789
posted on
02/02/2015 3:09:11 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Tax-chick
I wish I was the star that shines on the kitty planet.
Sirius-Ly. If there is a doggy star, why can’t there be a kitty star?
1,790
posted on
02/02/2015 3:23:31 AM PST
by
Gefn
(Forget the Super Bowl. The Big Bowl action is the Kitten Bowl.)
To: Gefn
Maybe there is. I’ll have to ask someone with the Astronomy Merit Badge.
1,791
posted on
02/02/2015 4:01:24 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Gefn; Tax-chick
"I wish I was the star that shines on the kitty planet." Since you are made of star-stuff, your wish has been granted even before you made it.
1,792
posted on
02/02/2015 5:27:06 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
To: Tax-chick; MHGinTN; Gefn
Now there’s a good question...
Back home. NO traffic on the way, as it was all going north to work and I was going south.
In a way, I was hoping the Hawks won, but just as much hoping the Pats would win. I was a little disconcerted about the overall game. It seemed once the Pats got the first touchdown, they sorta let the Hawks do what they wanted. I also felt the last touchdown was a fluke. But that’s just my opinion.
I have to give up the water, pills and food until after the epidural at 1330, so after I’ve caught up on computer stuff, I will lie down on the sofa until the sun comes up and shines in my eyes.
I’m sure Sparkle missed me, but I will go in in about 30 minutes, as the drapes are open but it’s still dark outside. I like my privacy.
1,793
posted on
02/02/2015 5:33:38 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Gefn
We have a street in Las Vegas named “Sirius” but the local yokels pronounce it Cyrus. A news anchor tried to justify his usage of the latter by comparing Lima (Leema) Peru and Lima (Lime-a) OH, which was really stupid, since Sirius and Cyrus aren’t spelled the same.
*sheesh*
</rant
1,794
posted on
02/02/2015 5:37:07 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Monkey Face
1,795
posted on
02/02/2015 6:11:37 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
To: ArGee
1,796
posted on
02/02/2015 6:15:36 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Monkey Face
There’s a Houston St. in NYC but they pronounce it how’s-ton instead of hyous-ton.
I don’t know why.
1,797
posted on
02/02/2015 6:19:08 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
To: ArGee
There is also a Madras in India (Mah-dras) but Maa-dras MO. I don’t mind that, but the Sirius and Cyrus really galls me.
1,798
posted on
02/02/2015 6:41:39 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: ArGee; Monkey Face
That is how you can tell if someone isn’t local.
It’s HOWston street.
Even better. I still meet people who say Brooklyn Dodgers. It’s like if they keep saying it, they will have never moved.
1,799
posted on
02/02/2015 7:07:01 AM PST
by
Gefn
(Forget the Super Bowl. The Big Bowl action is the Kitten Bowl.)
To: Monkey Face; ArGee
Hi, folks. The sun has come out here, and the temperature is falling.
1,800
posted on
02/02/2015 7:19:18 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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