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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^
| January 9, 2015
| DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER
Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: Tax-chick; Gefn
I’ll take all three, please. Er, four...I missed one in there.
1,681
posted on
02/01/2015 8:46:09 AM PST
by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: Gefn
"Red Dwarf is my favorite TV show of all time, from either side of the pond. My cat was named Holly by the shelter because she was rescued near Christmas. I kept it because it is a character from Red Dwarf.
I still have the first 8 seasons on VHS. I have the entire series now on DVD.
I’m sorry. I just love that show."
Don't worry. I'm the same when it comes to The Walking Dead. Speaking of, there's a marathon on AMC... ;)
1,682
posted on
02/01/2015 8:48:13 AM PST
by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: CatherineofAragon
That’s a trick to get you to take home more than you intended to.
1,683
posted on
02/01/2015 8:50:44 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: CatherineofAragon
Have fun! I think I am going to order a tuna hoagie and eat that during the Super Bowl. Only I will be watching the Kitty Bowl. ;)
i was going to get turkey but I’m now in the mood for tuna.
1,684
posted on
02/01/2015 9:20:19 AM PST
by
Gefn
(Forget the Super Bowl. The Big Bowl action is the Kitten Bowl.)
To: Tax-chick
"That’s a trick to get you to take home more than you intended to." They have every trick down perfectly...and hoomins continue to fall for them. That's okay by me, though!
1,685
posted on
02/01/2015 9:21:52 AM PST
by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: Gefn
Oh, man, I love a tuna hoagie. I like mine with mustard.
1,686
posted on
02/01/2015 9:22:35 AM PST
by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: CatherineofAragon
Thus, one may reasonably conclude that catz are cleverer than we are ...
1,687
posted on
02/01/2015 9:23:26 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Tax-chick; moose07; Gefn
"If you’re going to have a book of poetry on a desert island, it should be a good, long one!" Among the collections of poetry I might take, I wouldn't take my own.
But I would take a good bit of writing paper, and a lot of ink.
1,688
posted on
02/01/2015 9:24:59 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
To: NicknamedBob
I would take your book of poetry, if you ever get it published. I believe sincerely that it would provide me with peace at times when I were frustrated. ;o]
1,689
posted on
02/01/2015 9:30:18 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick
Samual Rogers: Italy.
James Thomson; Seasons
George Lord Lyttleton: Collected Works.
Robert Burns: Collected works.
The Collected science works of Dionysius Lardner.
1,690
posted on
02/01/2015 9:47:46 AM PST
by
moose07
(The Camels have reached the parking lot. Shields up!)
To: Tax-chick
"Thus, one may reasonably conclude that catz are cleverer than we are ..." In spades.
1,691
posted on
02/01/2015 10:41:44 AM PST
by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: CatherineofAragon; Tax-chick
And may I also say, catz are cuter?
1,692
posted on
02/01/2015 11:42:12 AM PST
by
Gefn
(Forget the Super Bowl. The Big Bowl action is the Kitten Bowl.)
To: Gefn; CatherineofAragon; Tax-chick; Darksheare; Dead Corpse
"And may I also say, catz are cuter?" From my perspective, only a relatively small percentage of our species can fit into the category of "cute".
Virtually the entire population of adult male humans are "Bill the cat"; from my perspective, that is.
Sorry, Darks.
DC, you know what I'm talking about.
1,693
posted on
02/01/2015 11:53:04 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
To: Gefn; NicknamedBob; Darksheare
At least, kittens are cuter. Maybe not cuter than Darksheare, though ...
1,694
posted on
02/01/2015 11:55:13 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Gefn
"And may I also say, catz are cuter?" I don't know of anything cuter.
1,695
posted on
02/01/2015 11:59:55 AM PST
by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: Tax-chick; Darksheare
1,696
posted on
02/01/2015 12:00:08 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
To: CatherineofAragon
I’m watching the Kitten Bowl right now on the Hallmark Channel. My head is exploding from the squee.
I am so happy. I can’t think of anything that makes me happier than 90 kittens playing.
1,697
posted on
02/01/2015 12:02:31 PM PST
by
Gefn
(Forget the Super Bowl. The Big Bowl action is the Kitten Bowl.)
To: NicknamedBob
I say that in an Auntly sorta way.
1,698
posted on
02/01/2015 12:03:09 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Gefn
1,699
posted on
02/01/2015 12:03:23 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Tax-chick
I understand. You miss out on avuncularity by only one chromosome.
1,700
posted on
02/01/2015 12:12:07 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
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