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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: Monkey Face

Looks like the electoral map by counties.


1,281 posted on 01/26/2015 3:15:18 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL! It’s where I’ve been...and not been.


1,282 posted on 01/26/2015 3:37:02 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Monkey Face

I can’t believe you missed Montana. It’s the third biggest state in the forth-eight, after Texas and California.

You could put the whole population of the United States equidistant from each other in Montana, and every one would be more than a football field’s length away from anyone else.

For most, that’s more than a stone’s throw. “Hello! . . . Hello! . . . Hello! . . . Hello! . . . Hello!”

Somebody check my math. (Assumption: U.S. Population, 300 million, approximately).


1,283 posted on 01/26/2015 4:18:24 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
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To: NicknamedBob

I don’t know how I missed it, either, but I did. Unless I went through there on my way from Yellowstone to Idaho....


1,284 posted on 01/26/2015 4:36:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: heartwood; Tax-chick

Better late than never. Are you well-prepared for making regulation blizzard meals? (That’s pizza omelettes and milk sandwiches—information source, Tax-chick.)


1,285 posted on 01/26/2015 7:52:00 PM PST by Silentgypsy (Mind your atomic bonds.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; heartwood

Are others concerned about tardiness? Someone influential should make it clear that it won’t appear on one’s Permanent Record.


1,286 posted on 01/26/2015 7:56:38 PM PST by Silentgypsy (Mind your atomic bonds.)
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To: Silentgypsy; NoCmpromiz; heartwood; Tax-chick
"Are others concerned about tardiness? Someone influential should make it clear that it won’t appear on one’s Permanent Record."

If you can arrange to be sufficiently tardy, you'll never even see your Permanent Record.

1,287 posted on 01/26/2015 8:29:06 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
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To: Silentgypsy

It’s a good thing we have a clear day planned ... I’d forgotten to prepare for pizza omelettes!


1,288 posted on 01/27/2015 2:41:03 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: Tax-chick; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...
Here's your blizzard cuddle-buddy.


1,289 posted on 01/27/2015 2:44:10 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: Tax-chick
Awww! That looks like my Deimos when he was a kitten!

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1,290 posted on 01/27/2015 2:51:32 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Yes, very similar.


1,291 posted on 01/27/2015 2:54:25 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: Tax-chick; moose07; Slings and Arrows

Another upside down kitten that needs rescuing!

I can do this side of the pond, you can do the other, and all the kittehs will be safe!


1,292 posted on 01/27/2015 4:12:00 AM PST by Gefn (Snow Day! I've got my hot cocoa,do you?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Deimos is an awesome kitteh.

Is that your foot trying to photobomb his picture?

Bad slings.


1,293 posted on 01/27/2015 4:14:41 AM PST by Gefn (Snow Day! I've got my hot cocoa,do you?)
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To: Gefn

Good morning! Do you have excessive snow? I guess not, since you’ve got Interwebs.


1,294 posted on 01/27/2015 4:17:44 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: Tax-chick; All

Snowmageddon in NJ is a bust.

Maybe three or four inches? Nothing during the night and now it’s snowing.

No blizzard. No end of the world.

Just bitter cold. I had six blankets on my bed last night, I was still cold


1,295 posted on 01/27/2015 4:21:10 AM PST by Gefn (Snow Day! I've got my hot cocoa,do you?)
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To: Gefn; Slings and Arrows

Right ho!
I’ll push if you pull.
Don’t want his feet getting wet. :)


1,296 posted on 01/27/2015 4:40:33 AM PST by moose07 (The Camels have reached the parking lot. Shields up!)
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To: moose07; Slings and Arrows

A wet kitteh would be a CATastrophy.

And besides, it would upset Ceiling Cat.


1,297 posted on 01/27/2015 4:43:20 AM PST by Gefn (Snow Day! I've got my hot cocoa,do you?)
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To: Gefn; NoCmpromiz; ArGee; Darksheare
No blizzard. No end of the world.

Yeah, that's what my mom said. She had the news on this morning, also an email from my brother in PA.

I hope our New York people are okay this morning!

1,298 posted on 01/27/2015 4:55:00 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: Gefn; Tax-chick
"No blizzard. No end of the world."

Oh, crap. Another Monday.

1,299 posted on 01/27/2015 5:00:27 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
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To: Gefn; Slings and Arrows

There is a contingency plan to keep the water off the Kittie....sealing cat.


1,300 posted on 01/27/2015 5:04:03 AM PST by moose07 (The Camels have reached the parking lot. Shields up!)
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