Remove The Crying Cheeto

Original Content | 1/4/2015 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

John Boehner epitomizes all that is wrong with the Republican Establishment. Boehner has thwarted every plan to overturn or ameliorate the most heinous aspects of Obama's neo-tyrannical rule.

These days, I like to call Boehner Crying Cheeto. That is because he is an odd orange- or yellow-color, and cries at the drop of a hat.

Boehner started, seemingly, on the right track. He was helpful in engineering the Contract with America in 1994, which helped propel Newt Gingrich to the position of the Chairman of the House. He quickly turned, however, and was involved in an unsuccessful attempt to unseat Gingrich in 1997. Over time, it became clear that though he largely voted along conservative lines, that he was drifting left.

In 2001, he partnered with the odious Ted Kennedy to push the 'No Child Left Behind' act, which greatly expanded the Federal role in local educational efforts, which set the stage for the introduction of the mathematically-illiterate and highly liberal agenda-setting standard known as 'Common Core'.

In 2004, he started to show pro-illegal leanings, by voting NO on reporting illegal aliens who receive hospital treatment.

In 2011, he was becoming a full-on Obama sycophant, declaring -- for example -- that the TARP program is a "crap sandwich", but he voted for it anyway.

Finally, in 2014 and 2015, he came out as a closet "Progressive Republican" (Read: Democrat) all along. The Crying Cheeto has acted just like a Democrat, or has favored funding Democrat initiatives, in the following ways:

• Boehner -- in a manner eerily reminiscent of the liberal Democrats' tendency to introduce large volumes of legislation with nearly no time to read and understand the laws, demanding an immediate vote -- introduced the thousand-plus -page Cromnibus bill with a mere 72 hours to read it.
• Boehner's Cromnibus makes no effort to defund Obama's Executive Amnesty Memorandum. The Crying Cheeto is fully on-board with disenfranchising American citizen votes, by integrating illegal aliens into America, eventually to vote. And they will vote. They will vote Democrat, making the Republican Party a footnote in history.
• Boehner's Cromnibus makes no effort to defund Obamacare, whose legislative tentacles gain a strong purchase around American's throats in 2015.
• There is no limitations for the Environmental Protection Agency, who is set to install many hundreds of business-destructive regulations that will likely crash the economy.
• Boehner even lied outright, just like the White House routinely does on every topic: Boehner’s team said to Rep. Marlin Stutzman that he would pull the Cromnibus if he gave an "Aye" vote on the all-important procedural “rule” setting up the debate on the Cromnibus. Stutzman did. The Crying Cheeto promptly reneged.

It has become glaringly obvious that Boehner is not a man 'on our team' that we disagree with. Conservatives need to understand that the Crying Cheeto is an adversary intent on thwarting the change they came to Washington to bring. It is that simple.

I urge you to contact your Representative on Monday, January the 5th, and urge your House member to vote AGAINST John Boehner, and for Louie Gohmert instead. We can tip the balance. This will spell out America's future.

The vote is on Tuesday. Act on Monday.

[TomServo]

LOL!!!!

[Lazamataz]

You are the 280^th Satisfied Customer!™

[Lazamataz]

You are the 281^st Satisfied Customer!™

[Empireoftheatom48]

Woo hoo

[Georgia Girl 2]

Well they have til Tues. At least now the conservative reps can’t say they didn’t have a choice. Frankly with 4-5 candidates and you get 29 GOP reps voting for one or the other it goes to round two. Then they can pare it down to one guy or maybe two and get to round three. As I see it they just have to get 20 republicans to vote not for Boehner in the first round.

I went on Tammy’s Facebook and posted “If you are hearing footsteps its Louie Gohmert”.

[Lazamataz]

LOL

[Georgia Girl 2]

“they just have to get 20 republicans to vote not for Boehner in the first round.”

Correction 29

[Lazamataz]

I will never tire of your humor. Ever.

As I grow more world-weary, I find myself tiring of my humor. My melancholy visage wrinkles with disgust as my gnarled hand type out "YET ANOTHER JOKE", and I cry, silently, tears slowly rolling down my face, illuminated only by the single candle I permit myself.

Or not.

[Lazamataz]

You are the 282^nd Satisfied Customer!™

[Vendome]

WTF???

LOL

[esopman]

Uhhh...Dear TC:

The apotheosis of the “Laz” is complete. Do tread cautiously. I go back to 1998 in Freeperdom and can certify this deification is warranted.

You are probably not aware that he is the creator of the .50 Cal Street Sweeper Baby Killer handgun. You are to be forgiven for your affront in this case. His ‘unsubtleties” are really quite ‘subtle.’ It is an acquired taste.

Still...Never argue with gun designers. For your own sake.

Shalom on You & Your House in the New Year!

[WXRGina]

Most excellent!

[Lazamataz]

If I confused you, then I shall present a twirling runway flamingo for your edification.

[Lazamataz]

You are probably not aware that he is the creator of the .50 Cal Street Sweeper Baby Killer handgun.

I am.

Here it is.

That was so, VERY long ago....

[Vendome]

LOL

Thilly Wabbit...

[Gasshog]

IS he a CRUNCHY chee-tos or a POOFTER??

[Pelham]

bump

[novemberslady]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V1p1dM3snQ

[Lazamataz]

And now for our scheduled alien dump break:

[skinkinthegrass]

*chucklin'*
What the Heck?
..the gubered American Voter?