[AngelesCrestHighway]

There’s no black male my age, who’s a professional, who hasn’t come out of a restaurant and is waiting for their car and somebody didn’t hand them their car keys,” said the president, adding that, yes, it had happened to him.

LMAO! At least you were not mistaken for a President!

[Ezekiel]

"There's no black male my age, who's a professional, who hasn't come out of a restaurant and is waiting for their car and somebody didn't hand them their car keys," said the president

See, it's okay if Obama stereotypes professional car jackers. Just don't *you* do it.