Actress Lena Dunham Says She Already Feels the Pending Republican Congress ''Invading Her Uterus''

DuhProgressive.com ^ | Tuesday, December 16, 2014, | By by Jack Lakeman, DP Editor-in-Chief

[Lazamataz]

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Not only is the pending Republican—controlled Congress scaring the daylights out of ardent Democrats and liberals throughout the nation, but are causing one famous actress acute anxiety.

Controversial producer, actress, and HBO "Girls" producer Lena Dunham, who ignited a storm of controversy recently over revelations that the reported rape she recounted in her bestselling "memoir" (despite that Dunham is only 28 years old) "Not That Type of Girl" at the hands of a Republican while in college have been all but proved false, said Tuesday that she "already feels" the pending GOP Congress in January "invading her uterus".

[Red Badger]

The only things that “invade her uterus” are bacteria and parasites.

or a space alien who doesn't know any better...........

[Lazamataz]

does anything ever happen to this woman that doesn’t involve her clitoris?

Well, I do share that personality flaw with her. Please swap male- for female-part, of course.

[Darksheare]

Suspect sketch will be out any day!

[Lazamataz]

Miss Preggy?

[Resolute Conservative]

Bigfoot isn’t that desperate.

[Lazamataz]

Good catch, Laz : )

Good catch, bad touch.

[baltimorepoet]

the lie-exposed producer still feels a “cold shiver of old white men’s Christian ‘meat hands’ entering her vagina” and eventually making their way up into her cervix and ultimately uterus, and to dictate what she does with it, “scrape and claw their demonic claws throughout it, and ultimately destroy it”.

I’ve seen enough Japanese hentai to know where THIS is going! LOL!

[Ouchthatonehurt]

[duckbutt]

Ugh...best to ignore anything coming out of the mouth of this wench —her show is starting up again on HBO and she’s just trying to gin up publicity —best to just ignore her and her adolescent rantings...

[sanjuanbob]

You’ve got the right screen name to be posting that. What’s ontap?

[tacticalogic]

"Hell, if we can find my keys, we can drive out of here!.

[Ditter]

“Invading her uterus”

What an awful thing to say!!!!!!!

[Lazamataz]

God knows, the entrance is probably big enough.

So, there I stood, and said to my friend, "WITH ALL THE NOISE IN HERE, THERE'S GOT TO BE AN AIRBUS A-380 SOMEWHERE!"

[fungoking]

As the old man I use to work with would say...”that girl would give you a case of everything but the measles.”

[sanjuanbob]

You mean Obama’s father, “pops”.

[Lazamataz]

"Hell, if we can find my keys, we can drive out of here!.

"Drive, hell. We're FLYIN'."

[Lazamataz]

This is a rarity:

I would not hit that.

[CatherineofAragon]

Wishful thinking on her part. That chick couldn’t get a date otherwise.

[Darksheare]

She’d have to abduct Bigfoot.

[Lazamataz]

....the lie-exposed producer still feels a “cold shiver of old white men’s Christian ‘meat hands’ entering her vagina” and eventually making their way up into her cervix and ultimately uterus, and to dictate what she does with it, “scrape and claw their demonic claws throughout it, and ultimately destroy it”.

I’ve seen enough Japanese hentai to know where THIS is going! LOL!

Oh, snap, that literally made me laugh out loud. :)