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Actress Lena Dunham Says She Already Feels the Pending Republican Congress ''Invading Her Uterus''
DuhProgressive.com ^ | Tuesday, December 16, 2014, | By by Jack Lakeman, DP Editor-in-Chief

Posted on 12/17/2014 6:33:35 AM PST by Lazamataz

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Not only is the pending Republican—controlled Congress scaring the daylights out of ardent Democrats and liberals throughout the nation, but are causing one famous actress acute anxiety.

Controversial producer, actress, and HBO "Girls" producer Lena Dunham, who ignited a storm of controversy recently over revelations that the reported rape she recounted in her bestselling "memoir" (despite that Dunham is only 28 years old) "Not That Type of Girl" at the hands of a Republican while in college have been all but proved false, said Tuesday that she "already feels" the pending GOP Congress in January "invading her uterus".

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To: TonyM; Lazamataz

The Uterans are a poor oppressed people who need to be shown the light of freedom!
/ kidding.


61 posted on 12/17/2014 6:56:34 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Lazamataz

God knows, the entrance is probably big enough.


62 posted on 12/17/2014 6:58:13 AM PST by LT Brass Bancroft
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To: AppyPappy
Actress. Oh my sides......

LOL

63 posted on 12/17/2014 6:59:11 AM PST by Lazamataz ("Two parties, governing AGAINST the will of the people, not with the consent of the governed." --MrB)
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To: Lazamataz

I wouldn’t “invade” it if my life depended on it.


64 posted on 12/17/2014 7:02:50 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Jimmy Carter;No Longer The Worst President In My Lifetime)
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To: Lazamataz

Good catch, Laz : )


65 posted on 12/17/2014 7:09:32 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (The only people in the world who fear Obama are American citizens.)
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To: Darksheare
LOL! “I’m sure it was a REPUBLICAN Bigfoot!” Dunham stated.

Well, we're not sure it was a real Bigfoot. More of like, a composite Bigfoot. But I'm SURE he was conservative.

66 posted on 12/17/2014 7:09:58 AM PST by cincinnati65
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To: Lazamataz

I think Lena should try going on dates with Russians, dress up as the Ukraine, and see if she gets invaded


67 posted on 12/17/2014 7:10:56 AM PST by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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To: Lazamataz

I just threw up in my mouth a little...


68 posted on 12/17/2014 7:12:32 AM PST by baddog 219
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To: softwarecreator

Why does this remind me of a joke about circling Uranus looking for Klingons?


69 posted on 12/17/2014 7:15:00 AM PST by baddog 219
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To: Lazamataz

70 posted on 12/17/2014 7:16:44 AM PST by Iron Munro (D.H.S. has the same headcount as the US Marine Corps with twice the budget)
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To: Lazamataz

She has uterus?......................


71 posted on 12/17/2014 7:20:00 AM PST by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: Lazamataz

Jeff Dunham needs a new character for his show.

72 posted on 12/17/2014 7:20:41 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Red Badger

Look at her figure, it probably has it’s own zipcode.


73 posted on 12/17/2014 7:21:22 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim

BLAST THAT THING TO SMITHEREENS, SOLDIER!...............

74 posted on 12/17/2014 7:21:58 AM PST by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: Lazamataz
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75 posted on 12/17/2014 7:22:50 AM PST by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: Red Badger

The only things that “invade her uterus” are bacteria and parasites.


76 posted on 12/17/2014 7:23:19 AM PST by ogen hal (First Amendment or reeducation camp)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Maybe she’s fantasizing...................


77 posted on 12/17/2014 7:23:41 AM PST by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: Mr. K

You said...
“Why does anyone care what this thing says?’

Good question. I’ve never heard of her before. The only place I’ve heard of her is here. I’ve asked others and they haven’t heard of her


78 posted on 12/17/2014 7:24:41 AM PST by LMAO (("Begging hands and Bleeding hearts will only cry out for more"...Anthem from Rush))
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To: Lazamataz

does anything ever happen to this woman that doesn’t involve her clitoris?


79 posted on 12/17/2014 7:24:53 AM PST by Pietro
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To: Lazamataz

Don’t blame Republicans for your bad genes, Lena.


80 posted on 12/17/2014 7:25:27 AM PST by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51. Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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