[HomerBohn]

At last. America is on its way to fiscal responsibility. At this rate the deficit will be reduced to a manageable figure.

A Democrat or a 'moderate' Republicrat (like Susan Collins) would read this and not know it is sarcasm.

[Myrddin]

Controlling the EPA is the best thing in the bill.

[Gaffer]

What drew me to this was the inclusion of the word “bullet” [or variations thereof].

No further mention exists in the posted content. Why the teaser?

[WilliamofCarmichael]

I wished for

Void the bowels of Washington, D.C. election 2014.

I thought it worked but now I'm broken hearted looks D.C. only ....

[Jack Hydrazine]

Chickety China Chinese Chicken!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd4XaLwXpLQ

[a fool in paradise]

What’s going rate of cow farts these days?

[a fool in paradise]

Chinese Chickens The act specifically addresses poultry processed in China, noting that “None of the funds made available by this Act may be used to procure processed poultry products imported into the United States from the People’s Republic of China” for use in multiple school lunch programs receiving federal funding.

A more efficient proposal would be to just end all federal funding of school lunch programs.

[ForYourChildren]

Congress doesn't have the constitutional authority.

I was going to hit the "Report Abuse" button but then I realized it was for the post and not to report constitutional abuse. Oh well.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Methane is widely acknowledged to be a potent greenhouse gas, responsible for global warming.

Amazing considering the percentage of Methane in the atmosphere is just 0.00017% which of course the MSM never mentions just like they never mention the percentage of CO2 which is also a trace gas at 0.04%

[ForYourChildren]

There is a precedent to stop this. Davy Crockett "Not Yours To Give" on constitutional authority

Written form:
http://www.constitution.org/cons/crockett.htm

Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoEJ-D2bgc0

[bgill]

How about the methane produced in D.C.?

[MtnMan101]

[Einherjar]

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with

the other. He says to the waiter:

“Want coffee.”

The waiter says, “Sure Chief. Coming right up.”

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,

turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,

causing parts of the animal to splatter

everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian r eturns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the

waiter:

“Want coffee.”

The waiter says, “Whoa, Tonto!
We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”

The Indian smiles and proudly says,

“Training for position in United States Congress.

Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up,

disappear for rest of day.”