Nausea Alert: Barack and Michelle Obama's Love Story Coming to Theaters

newsbusters.org ^ | 12/5/2014 | Katie Yoder

[rktman]

In July 2015, the filming will begin where their romance blossomed: Chicago. “Get On Up” actress Tika Sumpter will star as Michelle Obama – but the real question is, as Yamato asked, “who will play young Barack?”

[rktman]

Who indeed? The list of hunky guys to play the part is nearly endless. Will algore be tapped to help write the script since he has credibility for the original Love Story? Should be a box office smash huh? Academy awards all around plus maybe a couple of freedom medals. You'll have to excuse me now, last nights dinner is about to make a re-appearance.

[nuconvert]

Oh GAG

[sayfer bullets]

I am sure Hollywood is combing the Kenyan acting community.

[Feckless]

Well, Michael Brown isn’t available....

[rktman]

Rue Paul sounds like a good candidate for the role. :>}

[a fool in paradise]

[econjack]

...the real question is, as Yamato asked, “who will play young Barack?”

No. The real question is "Who cares?"

[Snickering Hound]

Apparently Gabourey Sidibe was booked.

[a fool in paradise]

Who will play the young Jeremiah Wright, the man who connected the young couple?

[Logical me]

The more I see this sick nitwit the more I realize that communists Democrats are mentally ill.

[dennisw]

I see you have a barf alert. THANKS!!! But really, is that pig in a pants suit (PIAPS) (Hillary) any better?

[reg45]

I heard that they met at a ballot stuffing party in Chicago.

[ArtDodger]

Sounds like a behind-the-scenes expose where, on the set of Star Wars, Jar Jar Binks bumps into the Wookie behind some props and decide to get it on...

[Liz]

Maybe Bill Cosby can play Obama-—

——course, he’ll need a dye job, botox and Juvenal injections to pack all those wrinkles and frown lines....

.....after all those women came out of his past —— naming him a serial sexual predator.

[ThunderSleeps]

Well, now we know what they’ll be using in those FEMA camps to force people to talk. A few back-to-back showings of this kind of thing would probably break even the strongest of us...

[rktman]

Well, someone in a article at American Thinker did suggest that if the barry/moochie film falls through one could be done about bill and hil with melissa mccarthy playing the hil role. Just sayin’.

[bigbob]

The epic revisionism to create an alternate history for our First Black President has only begun...

[Liz]

A pause for high drama----when Obama found his inner
Caucasian at the Mandela Memorial w/ a blonde Danish pastry.

ISNT IT ROMANTIC?---all caught on camera.

[kosciusko51]

Will Peter Mayhew be cast for Michelle?

[PLD]

You are kidding right?

Are they going to tell all about BO boyfriends?