LOL, you sound like my sister. She despises any mayo, miracle whip or other egg based sauce. I’m not sure why, but I think it has something to do with a home-ec teacher in middle school < BG >.
I like mayo just can’t stand the taste of Miracle Whip. Awhile back I was in Arkansas visiting family and we had our usual family get together at a local park. Everyone brings food and it is a pig out. I filled my plate up and took a big bite of potato salad and started gagging and spitting. Who in their right mind makes potato salad with Miracle Whip?!?! lol