[HandyDandy]

And I would put on my hazard flashers.

[doorgunner69]

"And I would put on my hazard flashers."

You forgot windshield wipers, bound to be some spit, vomit, and blood up there.......

[Kirkwood]

I would play polka music at 110dB. That should drive them away. If you don’t have polka music, country and western might do the trick.