[doorgunner69]

"And I would put on my hazard flashers."

You forgot windshield wipers, bound to be some spit, vomit, and blood up there.......

[HandyDandy]

I did mention the “washers” in post #139. But, yeah, I might slip a dollar bill through a cracked open window and see if maybe one of ‘em would clean my windshield.