The semen testing seemed a bit excessive. You would think a blood draw would be less embarrassing for everyone involved. In poorer countries it is probably cheaper and just as effective.
Based on your knowledge of random males, would you bet your family's health on the promise of a random male to remain abstinent for 6 months? I wouldn't and considering the potential size of the stakes in India I'm glad they don't either. If you don't like it just avoid India until your six months are up.
Next step, find a really cute male ebola survivor for Obama to, um, embrace. Then sit back and watch the MSM try to spin their way out of the consequences.