[Servant of the Cross]

They are the same candidate, they attract the exact same voters.

Smug? Check. Perpetually whiny? Check. Big government? Check. Smarmy? Check. Panders to the SocCons? Big Time!

IOWA! Wake the hell up!

[C. Edmund Wright]

...you forgot this one....

Appeals mainly to self righteous but unsophisticated voters? CHECK and DOUBLE CHECK.