[publius911]

Fifteen cents, people, settle the **** down.

OK genius. You ever hear the expression, "Mighty trees from tiny acorns grow?"

Hasn't been a tax or fee in U.S. history that hasn't had everlasting life under the same law of nature.

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks for recognizing my genius, but this is a 15 cent tax. I know! Let’s dress up in politically incorrect attire and throw a bunch of $80 christmas trees into the harbor! /s