EXCELLENT!
Posted on 11/11/2014 12:44:00 AM PST by Secret Agent Man
She is already here. I have successfully undone much of your training and she now eats BBQ, smokes cigarettes and is sipping a fine double malt as I type. Tomorrow we'll work on her homemaking skilz.
EXCELLENT!
You have improved upon perfection.
As long as she fits her bikini when I come visit you, I’m good with all that.
Since she has agreed to wear only finger-painted apparel from now on it should fit just fine.
Time to start drinking. Sure SAM has slept it off by now. care to join me in a tea. ;-)
Hangovers are hell, are they not?
Regarding Catharine of Aragon, Thomas More said, “There were few women who could compete with the Queen in her prime.”
Not any time soon.
Don’t be too rough, now—she’s only used to MY fingers.
Oh, and she has a thing for turquoise.
You can thank me later. ;)
That is one of my favorites.
And I find it’s often true.
LOL!
I miss my posts being deleted as soon as I post them, you know?
Gettisth thou behind me and Laz and let the fair maiden choose.
Behind Laz at least. My wife just nixed my position. ;-(
Last night they were disappearing so fast that I opened two tabs just so I could catch the action before it vanished.
In a few cases they were up for less than a minute.
I explained the whole kerfuffle last night to my wife. Her brows furled and she said, you got to be F’in kidding me. This man doesn’t have teenage boys. They would F a rodent if u let them. It is the mothers job to see your house is rodent free. And these women? How immature can a woman be? It’s hell with dealing with you men as adults. Any woman that likes dealing with you as your hormones are raging has serious issues.
She added, lock them both up. Boy and woman did bad. Boy needs to learn to control his hormones, and so apparently do these teachers.
She did burst out laughing about Laz’s comment about going commando.
I like movies with gladiators.
*So* bad.
I was opening two tabs as well.
I am reading innocuous posts and the next second they are removed.
Surreal.
Then later almost all of them were magically restored.
I put up a couple and was scratching my head trying to figure out what I did wrong.
I mean after all - a Spork Weasel?
Maybe we’re all being messed with and don’t know it.
A social experiment.
To that picture, I reply:
“Nice hair, Medusa.”
Cheers!
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