Posted on 11/08/2014 7:47:54 PM PST by Lorianne
Kim Kardashian is angry at a woman the piece refers to as “internet bottom sensation” Jen Selter. Selter has been posting photographs of her large buttocks on Instagram, an activity Kardashian apparently feels is an unacceptable infringement upon her very raison d’etre: one of the gangplanks of Kim Kardashian’s global celebrity being her nonpareil ability to take photographs of her own large buttocks with a cameraphone.
“Kim thinks Jen copies all her poses … she is fuming as she feels her curvy bum is one of her most unique selling points and feels that Jen is just trying to cash in.”
“Insiders say Kim has sought legal advice to see if they can stop Jen,” it read, raising the very real possibility that, somewhere in California, a crack team of lawyers may at this very moment be working around the clock to copyright buttocks on behalf of Kim Kardashian.
You may say this is an entirely ridiculous scenario – we are all, God willing, born with buttocks, Kanye West’s wife can’t just carry on as if she personally invented the concept of having an arse. To which Lost in Showbiz can only respond: do you know how much money these people have? They can bankroll the best legal minds in America! Frankly, if anyone can copyright the concept of buttocks, it’s the West-Kardashians.
Lost in Showbiz envisages a dystopian future, in which no man or woman is legally allowed to have buttocks without first applying to Kim Kardashian for a licence: those unable to produce the right documentation on request forced to suffer the horrifying consequences. Terrorism, ebola, now Kim Kardashian quite literally trying to pinch our arses: can 2014 get any worse?
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“I’d hit it ;-)”
Make sure you are up to date on your rabies shot before you go anywhere near that.
Ha!
I remember seeing her for the first time during the OJ Simpson trial. There was a video of her father, Robert Kardashian, leaving the courthouse with Kim walking beside him. What I saw it, I said, “Oh, my. She’s going to be a gorgeous woman when she grows up!” I was wrong.
Well, it isn’t padding. Kim’s bare behind (don’t look if you’re squeamish):
Armenians may be white to the US census, but not to many of us who have lived among and dealt with them...
Well I can think of 3-4 famous ones who have an insatiable appetite for boudin négre
And are handsomely rewarded slatterns of the lowest order
Pippa Middleton has got it going on.
Yes
I am of the age where Pippas or Kylie Minogues butt is the ideal
Think Joey Heatherton or Laugh In era Goldie Shawn....whose daughter too has nice ass
Kardashian aside from her extreme skankiness has a huge jelly prone ass
Its a reflection of the Latino and Afro influences growing inmefia culture
Even Brasil where las nagas rule the ideal ass is less than Kardashian or Jennifer Lopez...whose butt is smaller even than pear shaped Kardashian
Just like today’s size 10 was a 4 in the 60s
We’ve got OJ to blame for the whole d@mn mess, LOL.
Goldie Hawn BTW
Very often, the Daily Mail publishes pictures of her headed to the gym or wherever and it's a whole different butt. It looks like a welfare momma's dorito eating, beer drinking big, fat, spread out butt.
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Not for sissies
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