Man arrested after calf found in back seat of car

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | November 7, 2014

[artichokegrower]

Police in Southern California have arrested a suspected calf rustler after the animal was found in the back seat of his car.

[GraceG]

He was saving the calf from a life of crime by prevenintg it from being a vandalizer of signs...

[MHGinTN]

I once knew a pharmaceutical sales guy in Montevallo, Alabama who had a little farm. He was known to take calves, etc. to the vet in his company car.

[MrBambaLaMamba]

Moo baby diddin do nuffin.

[Mastador1]

Would this be considered a mooving violation?

What a sad world it is when the police arrest you for driving your girlfriend to a date! I mean if its okay for a man to marry a queer, why not a steer?

[faithhopecharity]

Where’s the beef? You need to carry a passenger to drive in the carpool lane.

[Fresh Wind]

He told them he wanted decaf, and that’s what he got.

[Himyar]

Hey, there’s nothing odd about this. My son brought me a calf home from the stockyards in the cab of his truck because it was cold. I’ve seen goats and ponies in cars. Of course I do live in Alabama.

[Zhang Fei]

Should have used a calf protection seat.

[GraceG]

[ Hey, there’s nothing odd about this. My son brought me a calf home from the stockyards in the cab of his truck because it was cold. I’ve seen goats and ponies in cars. Of course I do live in Alabama. ]

I grew up on a farm, there wasn’t a winter that went by without having a calf in a bathtub at some point to warm them up.

We would put them in a bathtub and slowly fill it up with increasingly warmer water till they got warmed up enough then towel them down and then put them in a giant carbboard box next to the wood burnign stove in the basement.

Usually when they started popping again we would re-unite them with their mothers.

[Redcitizen]

C’mon officer, don’t have a cow. I have a lot at steak here. Is there any udder way out of this besides arresting me?

[dragnet2]

Santana told police that he had purchased the animal for $200 at a gas station.

Local news is saying he thought it was some kind of rare exotic dog.

[SpaceBar]

Veal on wheels

[WyCoKsRepublican]

Good thing it wasn’t a sheep. Could have been considered “sex trafficking.”

[Harold Shea]

Rustling cattle is getting big again.

400lb steer will bring over $1000.00 today.

You can sell to a pinhooker cash no questions.

Got a load in the barn bound for the stockyard tommorow.

[Rodamala]

corn in your gasoline...

[GraceG]

well some cows are really tiny and almost dog sized...

[GraceG]

Everybody knows the cow likes to ride up front so they can play with the radio buttons.

[GeronL]

lol