With the suicide bomb detonating prematurely
1. They died for nothing, no heaven
2 Get no eternal sexual fulfillment with 72 Virgins
3. There is a program in the works to get enrolled in unlimited eternal goat sex if qualified
1 posted on
11/03/2014 10:28:58 PM PST by
lbryce
To: lbryce
2 posted on
11/03/2014 10:31:42 PM PST by
dfwgator
(The "Fire Muschamp" tagline is back!)
To: lbryce
don’t tell ‘em but all the bomb materials from Libya had pig fat in the explosives ...
3 posted on
11/03/2014 10:35:02 PM PST by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: Slings and Arrows
Not-a-mangled-batch-of-koranimals ping
4 posted on
11/03/2014 10:36:10 PM PST by
SirLurkedalot
(My carry permit was issued in 1791.)
To: lbryce
5 posted on
11/03/2014 10:36:24 PM PST by
RichInOC
(SHAITAN: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!! ALL YOUR SOUL ARE BELONG TO US. HA HA HA HA....)
To: lbryce
Looks like they were using a case of shoddy pin ball parts they traded some Plutonium for.
7 posted on
11/03/2014 10:48:23 PM PST by
MtnMan101
To: lbryce
Double failure; people walked from the room where it went off. And really - how popular do you have to be when your video of the pre bombing celebration gets out?
9 posted on
11/03/2014 10:54:28 PM PST by
kingu
(Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
To: lbryce
Oh shucks.
Too bad it doesn’t happen more often.
11 posted on
11/03/2014 11:08:52 PM PST by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: lbryce
13 posted on
11/03/2014 11:13:49 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: lbryce
Premature detonation cn ruin your whole day.
To: lbryce
OH SING IT TO ME MARTY!!!
A white...
Long robe...
And a Pink mist detonationnnnn
I’m all dressed up for the dance...
17 posted on
11/03/2014 11:40:45 PM PST by
Norm Lenhart
("Refusing to vote against unprincipled people made Obama President. " - agere_contra)
To: lbryce
Get no eternal sexual fulfillment with 72 Virgins Nonsense. If jihadis kill themselves without killing anyone else, Allah will be so pleased with them that he will give them an extra helping of virgins.
18 posted on
11/03/2014 11:40:50 PM PST by
TChad
(The Obamacare motto: Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.)
To: lbryce
What was the last thing going through your mind, Achmed?
My ass.
19 posted on
11/03/2014 11:41:29 PM PST by
wille777
To: lbryce
To: lbryce
It was a homicide belt, not a suicide belt.
28 posted on
11/04/2014 1:47:56 AM PST by
oblomov
To: lbryce
I hate when that happens...
Here is a good one:
Iraqi suicide bomb pupils fail finals in extremist training class as 22 die
The blast claimed the lives of almost two dozen militants at a training camp for ISIS — a group that even Al Qaeda has disowned — on car bombs and explosive belts in an orchard north of Baghdad on Monday. Police arrested 23 men trying to flee.
A bumbling bomb builder killed himself and 21 of his fellow terrorists Monday in Iraq when a device he was showing them how to make ignited and exploded in a fiery blast.
According to Iraqi officials, the wannabe terrorists were gathered around the instructor learning how to make car bombs and explosive belts when one of the belts malfunctioned and blew them to hell.
BY TIM O’CONNOR NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Monday, February 10, 2014, 3:44 PM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/iraqi-extremists-accidentally-set-car-bomb-21-killed-article-1.1608735
To: lbryce
Takfiri terrorists?? I thought they called us “takfiri “ because of our not following sharia.
To: lbryce
34 posted on
11/04/2014 6:25:41 AM PST by
The Duke
To: lbryce
We set them up the bomb!....................
35 posted on
11/04/2014 6:37:10 AM PST by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: lbryce
It didn’t fail, it was a suicide belt.
38 posted on
08/01/2015 9:30:32 PM PDT by
MaxMax
(Call the local GOP and ask how you can support CRUZ for POTUS,)
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