Posted on 10/28/2014 8:18:18 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. ---Derek Zoolander
Cosmopolitan magazine will be sending a party bus filled with shirtless male models to the University of North Carolina to shuttle coeds to the election polls next week. If this sounds like a skit from the upcoming Zoolander 2 movie you could be right. However, it is all too real. Of course, as we shall see, the real purpose of this stunt by Cosmopolitan is to help Democrats. First let us look at the report from CBS Charlotte which very conveniently neglects to mention the real reason for this Cosmopolitan silliness:
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Stupid girls.
North Carolina already has a huge black eye from the athletic fake class scandal. Now this. Where is the school’s administrators?
The girls ought to go arm in arm with the cute guys and then vote REPUBLICAN.
At a male strip club ?
The Democratic Party should change their name to the Idiocracy Party.
The outcry that would ensue can hardly be contemplated.
And turdburglars.
those girls are going to be VEEEERY disappointed.
Free Brawndo! It’s got electrolytes!
male students would use them and vote Republican anyways.
the coeds must be low information voters. (seriously cosmo “male” models?)
In the interest of accuracy, this is happening at North Carolina State University, not the University of North Carolina.
The two are NOT the same, and thank God for that. This is a bad, bad idea and sounds like something that would happen over at UNC in Cheater Hill.
Hmm, not a bad idea! LOL
Since this is electioneering, the bus will have to stay 100ft away from whichever polling place they go to. NC residents could, I dunno, camp out at that place, forcing the bus to park 1/4 mile away. Kill that RAT buzz. Hope it rains.
Marxists being Marxists. Working with willing accomplices in their self destruction.
Where is the bus with the topless female models driving the male students to the polling stations?
No, they should just vote without needing the activity tied to sex or sexuality, because it gives the impression that they can’t be relied upon to do anything unless it involves that.
Which may well be the case.
If they can vote they are WOMEN.
STUPID WOMEN.
Girls are allowed to be stupid as they are still children.
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