See wet, our first priority is protecting the Afghan heroin production.
I’m not up on the London club scene, but we may soon see some efforts of real concern in this regard: Afghan farmers should undoubtedly be receiving a bit more for their product, as their revenue is perhaps only about 1% of the final cost.
Our illustrious globalist tax-exempt foundations may direct that a new global movement be started to promote FairTrade(tm) Afghan smack.
Western kids really get into those sorts of efforts, and in this day and age, it may be just what’s needed to really put the gleam of legitimacy on the military campaign. You know, something we can all feel “good” about.
Yep, some type of adult supervision; keep an eye on 'em Russians & Americans! :-P