Broccoli rights!
Been said for years that the eye-watering odor of an onion being sliced is passive revenge.
The late John Lennon was said to subsist on nothing but megavitamins after he heard a cornstalk sob as it was stripped of one of its ears.
Anymore, the jokes just write themselves.......
My broccoli loves garlic. My potatoes love butter and sour cream. I’m just here to make them happy!!