Been said for years that the eye-watering odor of an onion being sliced is passive revenge.
The late John Lennon was said to subsist on nothing but megavitamins after he heard a cornstalk sob as it was stripped of one of its ears.
Anymore, the jokes just write themselves.......
Now we can tell the vegan crowd that lettuce is murder.
Just in time for Halloween - can’t carve pumpkins, the cruelty.....
Thank you, everyone, for the funny comments. Made my morning.