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To: Lazamataz

Of course, Comrade! If you are not guilty, why you need lawyer?


34 posted on 10/18/2014 11:09:10 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
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To: Slings and Arrows
The Guilt Indication Act of 2014:
"Whereas guilty parties often hire lawyers, and whereas these lawyers often get the guilty off on technical legal points, BE IT HEREBY KNOWN that the hiring of a lawyer, or any attempt to personally defend against an accusation, is prima facia evidence of guilt of the crime being so accused. As this is an attempt to subvert the legal system, any use of a lawyer, or any attempt to personally defend against an accusation, is a Class C Felony, punishable by no less than three and no more than ten years incarceration, and the imposition of a 10,000 dollar fine."

37 posted on 10/18/2014 11:22:42 AM PDT by Lazamataz (First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them. We have no 'news media', only a Soviet Pravda.)
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