Will be seeing you next year, n-t-i! Bring the family.
I truly want to do that. Going to sit them all (family) down in a family meeting. Spin them a yarn. Tell some lies and then tell them was only kidding. They will either kill me as they've been threatening for years to do or laugh. It's a risk one must take to gain their attention. My family kind of ignores me. They Love my Better Half though. Every time family threatens me, Better Half advises them to wait for the insurance policy to go into effect.
TOL, Eaker is a true comedian. Eaker had me in stitches. Reminded me of George Burns with an electric cigarette. Eaker can deliver comedy lines without changing facial expression. Pleasure meeting Eaker, it t’was! Eaker, please teach me how to deliver comedy lines with a straight face. I laugh and blow the line every time. Even attempting to type a straight comedy joke, here, causes People to go grabbing for their sidearms. I need to learn the Eaker way!