I truly want to do that. Going to sit them all (family) down in a family meeting. Spin them a yarn. Tell some lies and then tell them was only kidding. They will either kill me as they've been threatening for years to do or laugh. It's a risk one must take to gain their attention. My family kind of ignores me. They Love my Better Half though. Every time family threatens me, Better Half advises them to wait for the insurance policy to go into effect.
Your family will have a wonderful time at the Shoot, my friend.