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To: grundle

I'd hit it.

....oh, wait.

16 posted on 10/13/2014 3:15:06 PM PDT by Lazamataz (First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them. We have no 'news media', only a Soviet Pravda.)
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To: Lazamataz

nothing says devout Christian like a nose ring


17 posted on 10/13/2014 3:16:55 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Lazamataz
Just hit it gently, Laz.
22 posted on 10/13/2014 3:20:02 PM PDT by Rodamala
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, if you are making a fist, you are still hitting it, kind of. Lol.


24 posted on 10/13/2014 3:20:51 PM PDT by Molon Labbie (Prep. Now. Live Healthy, take your Shooting Iron daily.)
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To: Lazamataz

Forget it. She won’t hit you.


41 posted on 10/13/2014 3:32:50 PM PDT by Hoodat (Article 4, Section 4)
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To: Lazamataz

She was brought up well. She has kept her virtuous values and she has times when that is awkward. I wish her strength and I hope that she meets someone who would value her as much as you would now.


46 posted on 10/13/2014 3:37:44 PM PDT by KC Burke (Gowdy for Supreme Court)
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To: Lazamataz

59 posted on 10/13/2014 3:54:12 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: Lazamataz

Her glasses are crooked. Looks like someone already hit it.


239 posted on 10/14/2014 5:17:06 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Lazamataz

It could be worse - she could wear a burka until her wedding night. Surprise, dude!


251 posted on 10/14/2014 10:05:15 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: Lazamataz; All

I tend to agree with what several other responses might have been alluding to indirectly. With a bottle of wine, some KY, a vibrator, and a little bit of biological ingenuity, her vaginal orifice virginity and her religious vows could remain totally intact, and she and all of her former boyfriends could be more than sexually satisfied.

[Unless this not really at all about vaginal orifice virginity, and all about power tripping and attention whoring.]

Next?


319 posted on 10/16/2014 12:05:13 AM PDT by SteveH (First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.)
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