[servantboy777]

I really despise liberals. I'm an ex-smoker, but support folks right to smoke.

In fact, when I'm close to death, I will instruct my son to bring a shot of the finest bourbon and a cigarette.

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[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

I really despise liberals. I’m an ex-smoker, but support folks right to smoke.

In fact, when I’m close to death, I will instruct my son to bring a shot of the finest bourbon and a cigarette.

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I like your style!

[xrmusn]

In fact, when I’m close to death, I will instruct my son to bring a shot of the finest bourbon and a cigarette.
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Sounds like a ‘plan’.

My ‘plan’ is

I figure I went 17 years and pretty much behaved myself, smoking and drinking wise (played all 3 sports in HS and lived in small towns), went in USN @ 17 and spent the next 34 yrs honing my skills and at 51, while up to 4 packs of regular Camels and a case and half of Bud (avg) daily, I quit both ‘cold turkey’. (Had a DUI and ‘blew’ a 2.9 and had been standing around talking to the cops and I had built up such a high tolerance they couldn’t believe their own equipment).

NOW, I figure that I will go 68 yrs and pick up where I left off at 51.

(not by design all was in 17 yrs increments... So just like a locust I guess)..

I just passed my 24 yr ‘abstinence’ period.

I do have a feeling that if I were somehow not able to drive, I would probably go back to my ‘Joyful Ways’...

I do feel like ‘Rev Jim’ in Taxi though. He was going to give someone a wedding present and said he would give them ALL the money he had saved in his not drinking or drugging for the past 15 years....he had about 38 cents....