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Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Colt AR15 rifle right in the doorway.

I left 6 loaded magazines beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun.

It was still sitting there, right where I had left it.

It hadn’t moved itself outside and it certainly hadn’t killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities presented to do so.

In fact, it hadn’t even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by Democrats and the Media about how guns kill people.
Either they’re wrong or I’m in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
Facts:
The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the World.

But if you take out just 4 cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the entire world!
ALL 4 of these cities have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the U.S.
ALL 4 of these cities are controlled by Democrats.
It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data - right?

Obviously a coincidence...?
Well, I’m off to check on my forks and spoons. I hear they’re making people fat.

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“But if you take out just 4 cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the entire world!
ALL 4 of these cities have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the U.S.
ALL 4 of these cities are controlled by Democrats.
It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data - right?

Given the demographics of those communities you could draw some conclusions but I’ll just leave it there...

We get it that a firearm is an inanimate object with no supernatural powers, but leaving an AR-15 & magazines in your front doorway might have been too tempting for some of those passersby.

Unless of course they all assumed that the owner was hidden just behind the front door with a 12 gauge, ready to waste anyone who touched that AR.

J.S.