It just isn't normal for so many walruses (walrusii? walrii?) to herd together in a single place. They must have been driven there by overpopulation and starvation in other walrus locales. Clearly it's a walrus overpopulation issue! The UN, together with the ASPCA, should enact a strict walrus sterilization program to save them, before the planet can no longer sustain their growing numbers!
The Democrat Congressman from Georgia wishes to know, How many walruses will it take before the continent flips over or sinks. PETA should be alerted.
“...enact a strict walrus sterilization program to save them...”
That’s kind of harsh. Wouldn’t free birth control be cheaper?