Please disregard if dark humor isn't your thing. Heard this song performed last weekend. Hope this helps.
To: The_Media_never_lie
I'm just surprised that Shel Silverstein is still alive. I figured he died from some venereal disease long ago.
To: The_Media_never_lie
Good post (never seen it before). Thanks. Enjoy life : )
5 posted on
09/30/2014 9:17:19 PM PDT by
PGalt
To: The_Media_never_lie
Really?
See my tagline...
6 posted on
09/30/2014 9:18:39 PM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: The_Media_never_lie
LOL! I saw the news this afternoon and thought: It's only a matter of time now. Then I thought about it and shrugged: it was only a matter of time anyways. I just hope to go out with my boots on.
Like my grandma used to say: It ain't the dying, it's the gettin’ there.
8 posted on
09/30/2014 9:35:00 PM PDT by
Idaho_Cowboy
(Ride for the Brand. Joshua 24:15)
To: The_Media_never_lie
10 posted on
09/30/2014 9:52:58 PM PDT by
Mortrey
(Kenites occupy the White House)
To: The_Media_never_lie
Life is a terminal illness
To: 2ndreconmarine; Fitzcarraldo; Covenantor; Mother Abigail; EBH; Dog Gone; ...
Ping…
A link to this thread has been posted on the Ebola Surveillance Thread
Gallows humour.
Ashes, ashes, and we all fall down...
12 posted on
10/01/2014 2:02:57 AM PDT by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: The_Media_never_lie
Reminds of this bouncy tune from 1980s gay crooner Joe Jackson:
Chorus:
Everything. Everything gives you cancer.
Everything. Everything gives you cancer.
There's no cure. There's no answer.
Everything gives you cancer.
Don't touch that dial. Don't try to smile.
Just take this pill. It's in your file.
Don't work hard. Don't play hard.
Just plan for the graveyard. Remember.
Everything. Everything gives you cancer...
Don't work by night. Don't sleep by day.
You'll feel alright. But you will pay.
No caffeine. No protein.
No booze or nicotine. Remember.
Everything. Everything gives you cancer...
13 posted on
10/01/2014 4:28:19 AM PDT by
OrangeHoof
(Every time you say no to a liberal, you make the Baby Barack cry.)
To: The_Media_never_lie; neverdem; ProtectOurFreedom; Mother Abigail; EBH; vetvetdoug; Smokin' Joe; ...
The game of Ebola Roulette continues...
*click* spin *click* spin *click* spin…BANG!
Eeeee-bolllll-aaaaaa ping!
Bring Out Your Dead
We’re gonna need
a bigger cart!
Post to me or FReep mail to be on/off the Bring Out Your Dead ping list.
The purpose of the “Bring Out Your Dead” ping list (formerly the “Ebola” ping list) is very early warning of emerging pandemics, as such it has a high false positive rate.
So far the false positive rate is 100%.
At some point we may well have a high mortality pandemic, and likely as not the “Bring Out Your Dead” threads will miss the beginning entirely.
*sigh* Such is life, and death...
16 posted on
10/01/2014 7:15:51 AM PDT by
null and void
(If the wage gap were real, American companies would be hiring millions of women to save a buck)
To: The_Media_never_lie
I will kill you all
Not a thing you can do about it
I will kill you all
Not a thing you can do about it
Squirrelly wrath
Squirrelly wrath
Squirrelly wrath
You’re all gonna die
You’re all gonna die
—Foamy
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