These are masculine doilies. Camo. I chew them off the living flanks of my prey with my teeth.
Heh, nice try.
Don’t ever say doilies.
Call them Armrest Preservers :-)
You do get a +1 for Camo, which goes with EVERYTHING.
>> Camo. I chew them off the living flanks of my prey with my teeth.
What do you shoot that has camo hide? You sure it’s not mange? They can look similar.
If so, I’d gargle if I were you.